I often thought I wasn’t rich enough to be heterosexual. Now I fear I am not rich enough to be gay. All this going out is an expensive business. I have taken to leaving all forms of credit and debit cards at home when I visit the local as cash back is offered at the 2 brewers. I mean who thought that was a good idea? At the supermarket yes but in a pub/club when you are already a few quid down on cape codders you will sign anything to keep them flowing. Or just in case I fancy a cab instead of the night bus…