I love the random emails

I love the random emails you get from friends. This one made me chuckle it is like a mini Darwin Awards.
3 people die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 people were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 people are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
31 people have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 people have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1997 have had to have broken-parts of plastic toys
pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 people had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 people were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 people were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalectrix cars.
And finally,
8 people cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep while throwing up
into the toilet.

Watch yourselves kiddies!!

AGHHHHH – okay so here

AGHHHHH – okay so here is a quick quiz for you;

You get up early and take a shower but notice your flatmate is not up yet do you;
a. go back to bed
b. get them up
c. wait a little and then wake them up
d. make them tea and toast and take it in to them
e. wait until they will be late and then wake them up

well of course we all know what Elric’s choice would be. erm a and e of course.

So I rocked into work at some ungodly hour. well around 10:30 actually by the time I had missed connections at clapham.