It’s been a while since I posted a spam message. This was great though sadly lacking in the contact number so how am I supposed to claim my money????!
I am Mr. Raymond Mureto from the Office of Inspection Unit/United Nations Agency in George Bush Intercontinental Airport Houston, Texas USA. During my recent routine check at the Airport Storage/vault on withheld packages, I discovered an abandoned shipment that belongs to you from a Diplomat from London and Africa, when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in two Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 25kg each and some people are coming after this consignment to clam it in your name.
The consignment was abandoned because the Contents was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the INTERNATIONAL CONSIGNMENT MONEY MOVEMENT Charges Before bringing in the consignment into US and we refused to return back the consignment where it came from since, we have already received it here in USA. On my assumption, each of the box contain not less than $5.250 Million to $10.7Million and the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the George Bush Intercontinental Airport Houston, Texas USA till date.
The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official document from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Metal Trunk boxes in your favor. But to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment, I will advise you to provide your current Phone Number and Full Address to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the Name of the nearest Airport around your city.
Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delay in concluding the clearance processes. Therefore you are advice to respond to this message and call me immediately as you read. Once I receive your above requested information I can get everything concluded within 3 to 6 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.
Below is my direct telephone number, I am always out of office for inspection, so if I am unable to pick your call you should know that I have gone for inspection just email me and make sure you include your mobile number so that I can give you a call, but for now I am expecting your call today as you read this message.
George Bush Intercontinental Airport Houston, Texas USA
Well actually eBay the worlds largest tat bazzar is actually no good for sellers either but for buyers the saying buyer beware has never been more accurate.
Take for example the regular scams that appear. Okay some of them are not exactly scams but they are dubious. It would be easy for eBay to stamp them out but they get fees from the sale so they don’t really care if it’s good for the purchaser or if they get ripped off.
Take for example the idea of selling the URL for a website – crazy you think right? Well no. TV Catch Up is a website that allows you to watch UK freeview on the web or indeed a specially formatted version for the iPhone. Now I’ve been using it for ages and it’s really rather cool.
Now some wag has decided to take screen grabs of this running on their iPhone and sell this idea on eBay.
So for 99p or more you can pay to be sent the URL to a freely accessible website. More importantly you can sell the URL for a website you don’t own or work for or have any affiliation with. Money for old rope? I think so!
On another related note eBay should also ban people from posting in the wrong category. If I narrow my search by phone I don’t want to see adverts for ‘software’ or accessories, I want to see phones…
2009 Honda Promo ([email protected]) Your email have been awarded a grant prize of 1,750,000.00 GBP in the on going HONDA PROMOTION PROGRAM 2009, to claim your prize Contact claims agent Mr. Richard Olsen: Contact Via E-mail: [email protected] OR [email protected] Tel: +44 702 409 6742 You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information Name..... Country......... Age....... Occupation......... Phone/fax..... Male/female...... Yours Sincerely, (MR.) Benjamin Natelson (Program Co-ordinator.)
Two problems with this – well okay way more but two to start with. None of the car manufacturers have enough money to be giving a prize of £1750000 and two that first sentence is just badly constructed (I didn’t read any further and I’m sure the rest is as bad). Let me write you a new one, my day rate is affordable in the grand scheme of things!
From: motali ([email protected])
Sent: 13 February 2009 00:18:31
Hello, My Late father is a wealthy cocoa merchant. Before his death he had a domicilary account with a bank in Cote d’Ivoire,up to the tune of 5.5M USD. Please I need your assistance getting this money tranferred to you for investment and to be my guardian in investment. I am willing to offer you twenty percentage of the total sum as compensation of your effort. Your, Motali
Reply To: [email protected]
From: Lady Toreth Hughes
52 Oxford Street, England.
Here writes Lady Toreth Hughes, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am married
to Sir Richard Hughes an nglishman who is dead. My husband was into private
practice all his life before his death. Our life together as man and wife
lasted for three decades without child. My husband died after a protracted
illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the
down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals as he had passion for persons
who can not help themselves due to physical disability or financial
predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this
relationship, which never came.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 20 Million (20 Million
Great Britain Pounds Sterling which were derived from his vast estates and
investment in capital market) with his bank here in UK. Presently, this money
is still with the Bank.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the
cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the
stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that has
befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to you and want
you to use this gift which comes from my husbands
effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-
trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to
be genuinely handicapped financially.
I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this
money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do
not want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill
perceived ventures. I do not want this money to be misused hence the reason for
taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am
going. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard due to my
deteriorating health and because of
the presence of my husband’s relatives around me. I do not want them to know
about this development.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in UK.
I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will empower you as the
original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy
of emulation. Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein.
Hope to hear from you soon.
You can contact me through my personal email address:
Lady Toreth Hughes
Police wish to speak with Carson in relation to a series of deceptions in which lone females are approached, generally on supermarket car parks, and told a well rehearsed account of how he is a fireman stranded at the location due to having lost his car keys and needs money to get a train back to his home station promising to return the money the following day when he returned with his spare car keys.
So David Beckham only wears his undies once. Well if reports are to be believed he buys new Calvin Klein Underwear every month and buys £1k’s worth – I don’t know about you but that’s a lot of money on smalls.
I reckon he just wants a new lucrative sponsorship contract. I’m wondering how long it will be before he is signed to be the new body of CK undies. I prefer Freddie!
David Beckham spends a staggering £1000 per month on his underpants.
The Real Madrid and England star buys his Calvin Klein Pro Stretch underpants from a department store in Madrid every two weeks.
A source told the Sunday Mirror newspaper:” He buys 30 pairs every time and spends between 800 and 900 Euros (£545 to £615). He never buys anything other than Calvin Klein from the Pro Stretch range.”
Beckham‘s extravagance doesn’t stop there- he gets through two pairs a day and throws them out after they’ve been worn only once!
The football star chooses from three different styles in the range: hip briefs, trunks and boxer briefs