Throwback to when I used to travel half way around the world to party with friends at Sydney Mardi Gras. I still do that now (or plan to) but this is definitely old because I was still ‘man at A&F’ at this point.? ? #tbt #stayathome #loveislove #instadaily #instaphotography #lovehasnogender #throwbackthursday #lgtbq #instagood #instathursday #lgbtcommunity #gaymen #queerlove #instagay #gaystagram #love #lovewins #happy #australia

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Throwback to when I was just a tourist in Amsterdam and not a resident. Despite it being black and white it’s not * that * old! Guess the year;) ? ? #tbt #stayathome #loveislove #instadaily #instaphotography #lovehasnogender #throwbackthursday #lgtbq #instagood #instathursday #lgbtcommunity #gaymen #queerlove #instagay #gaystagram #love #lovewins #amsterdam #blackandwhite

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Throwback to when I was just a tourist in Amsterdam and not a resident. Despite it being black and white it’s not * that * old! Guess the year;) ? ? #tbt #stayathome #loveislove #instadaily #instaphotography #lovehasnogender #throwbackthursday #lgtbq #instagood #instathursday #lgbtcommunity #gaymen #queerlove #instagay #gaystagram #love #lovewins #amsterdam #blackandwhite

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Jack Off the Beanstalk

I love a good panto and when I say panto I mean men in dresses and more innuendos and willy gags than you can shake a stick at along with a tiny bit of male nudity if you sit in the right place. Spoiler Alert: Jack (Chris Clynes) gets his kit off!

So the annual Above the Stag Theatre (now in their new venue at Vauxhall) is a must attend fixture in the festive calendar.

Jack is not for the easily offended or if you sit in the front row, the easily embarrassed. Political correctness doesn’t exist in panto land so be ready to chuckle at gags that make popbitch look tame.

Oh and this year you get to scratch and sniff your way through the evening of filth with the wonder of “odour-drama” which includes sniffing Cillian’s pants (played by Joseph Miller). You really can smell the action!

Far too many one-liners to pick a favourite but with gags including topical Tom Daley jokes and a cameo from Sue Pollard this is a must see and is on until January 10th at http://www.abovethestag.com

Jack Off the Beanstalk odour-drama

Dear Laurette

I received a lovely (spam) email from ‘Laurette’ this morning. Although I’m tempted by the tequila I’m consigning this to the bin.

Laurette Khan ? [email protected]
01:57 (8 hours ago)

How’s it going pretty! 🙂
It’s Laurette.
If you are interested in spending great time in a company of funny, sex appeal woman then I am right before u!
I felt in love with ur pics and that’s why decided to send this mail! Think that u wouldn’t stay calm after checking up mine too.
So, I’m waiting for you to answer this mail and who knows we will go somewhere, drink some tequila, discuss different things and maybe I’ll invite u to visit my home! 😉