onederwear

So David Beckham only wears his undies once. Well if reports are to be believed he buys new Calvin Klein Underwear every month and buys £1k’s worth – I don’t know about you but that’s a lot of money on smalls.

I reckon he just wants a new lucrative sponsorship contract. I’m wondering how long it will be before he is signed to be the new body of CK undies. I prefer Freddie!

David Beckham spends a staggering £1000 per month on his underpants.

The Real Madrid and England star buys his Calvin Klein Pro Stretch underpants from a department store in Madrid every two weeks.

A source told the Sunday Mirror newspaper:” He buys 30 pairs every time and spends between 800 and 900 Euros (£545 to £615). He never buys anything other than Calvin Klein from the Pro Stretch range.”

Beckham‘s extravagance doesn’t stop there- he gets through two pairs a day and throws them out after they’ve been worn only once!
The football star chooses from three different styles in the range: hip briefs, trunks and boxer briefs

Footballers Underpants

How on earth did I miss this? The world of football is going underpants crazy!
My favourite quote being “The Laurent Lunchbox has become a veritable summer picnic hamper of moist goodies…”

Then of course there is the Guardian and the smalltalk column and the penchant for asking footballers about their smalls.

Small Talk: Roy Race
Would you mind telling me what colour underpants you’re wearing today?
[Answers instantly] They’re red and yellow. [Small Talk wonders, aloud as it turns out, what style of pant Roy Race might take] I can’t answer that, Small Talk, I’ve already given away too much personal information!

Small Talk: Frank McAvennie
Ahem, assuming you’re wearing any, Frank, what colour underpants have you gone for today?
I’m wearing a pair of black Calvin boxer shorts. I wear black all the time actually, Small Talk, the colour hides a multitude of sins [laughs long and loud].

More footballers and their undies or buys some undies with your own wording and numbers from footypants

A nutter in his undies

Andrew Roxberry, 30, was naked apart from black underpants when he rampaged with a shovel ? causing ?75,000 worth of damage to store windows.

I’m not sure what is more grounds for calling him a nutter. Wandering around Cardiff in his briefs in March or smashing all the windows whilst on CCTV.

Nutter in his y-fronts goes on rampage
Nutter in his y-fronts goes on rampage