Soccer tricks in your undies – Bonds Advert

This curly haired lad is hardly your typical underwear model, yet he’s the star of the latest Australian ad campaign from Bonds- the short. But he’s not one of those chiselled beefcakes we’re used to in undies adverts, in fact he’s a gawky teen but he does have incredible footie skills.

Watch him strip down to his underwear while balancing a soccer ball, even pausing to use his clothes as a skipping rope! More of the latest bonds undies adverts at bonds.com.au

onederwear

So David Beckham only wears his undies once. Well if reports are to be believed he buys new Calvin Klein Underwear every month and buys £1k’s worth – I don’t know about you but that’s a lot of money on smalls.

I reckon he just wants a new lucrative sponsorship contract. I’m wondering how long it will be before he is signed to be the new body of CK undies. I prefer Freddie!

David Beckham spends a staggering £1000 per month on his underpants.

The Real Madrid and England star buys his Calvin Klein Pro Stretch underpants from a department store in Madrid every two weeks.

A source told the Sunday Mirror newspaper:” He buys 30 pairs every time and spends between 800 and 900 Euros (£545 to £615). He never buys anything other than Calvin Klein from the Pro Stretch range.”

Beckham‘s extravagance doesn’t stop there- he gets through two pairs a day and throws them out after they’ve been worn only once!
The football star chooses from three different styles in the range: hip briefs, trunks and boxer briefs

Footballers Underpants

How on earth did I miss this? The world of football is going underpants crazy!
My favourite quote being “The Laurent Lunchbox has become a veritable summer picnic hamper of moist goodies…”

Then of course there is the Guardian and the smalltalk column and the penchant for asking footballers about their smalls.

Small Talk: Roy Race
Would you mind telling me what colour underpants you’re wearing today?
[Answers instantly] They’re red and yellow. [Small Talk wonders, aloud as it turns out, what style of pant Roy Race might take] I can’t answer that, Small Talk, I’ve already given away too much personal information!

Small Talk: Frank McAvennie
Ahem, assuming you’re wearing any, Frank, what colour underpants have you gone for today?
I’m wearing a pair of black Calvin boxer shorts. I wear black all the time actually, Small Talk, the colour hides a multitude of sins [laughs long and loud].

More footballers and their undies or buys some undies with your own wording and numbers from footypants

A nutter in his undies

Andrew Roxberry, 30, was naked apart from black underpants when he rampaged with a shovel ? causing ?75,000 worth of damage to store windows.

I’m not sure what is more grounds for calling him a nutter. Wandering around Cardiff in his briefs in March or smashing all the windows whilst on CCTV.

Nutter in his y-fronts goes on rampage
Nutter in his y-fronts goes on rampage

sports and shorts

okay not much to say really – the usual men and boys in shorts and footy gear making the stag in victoria look very busy. somehow or other i seem to have gotten a reputation as having a sportswear fetish which isn’t exactly true – I think I’d prefer them to be in just their undies 🙂
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