Java Toaster eh? My mum used to have an old fashioned manual toaster [well grill actually with some bread templates you press into the bread before popping under the grill. So we could have ‘GOOD MORNING’ toast or ‘HAE A NICE DAY’ toast. This lasted about a month before the novelty wore off. Around the same time my brother and I had been fueding over who had the blue plastic tupperware® bowl. In fact we were getting up earlier and earlier each day until my mum decided enough was enough and hid it. This particular feud lasted nearly a year before it escalated out of control. Others carried on simmering away for years. Kids eh?