Now following the news that Tom cruise has filed another lawsuit [he recently sued a gay porn star] I have decided it may be dangerous to say I have slept with Tom Cruise. I mean obviously I haven’t slept with him [or even had sex with him] but I did used to fantasise about it [around about the Risky Business/Top Gun stage] so does that count? Do you reckon he could sue me for wanting to sleep with him? He stands to make $140 million as well which is not exactly pocket change do you reckon he would share it with soon to be ex-wife Nicole Kidman?
note to self
how's my typing?