I just got mailed these little gems of pure evil [definitely politically incorrect]
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and whispy.

But now that he’s got foot and mouth

It’s gone all black and crispy.

Mary had a little lamb
She called it baby Abby
They burned it in a great big pit
Cos its mouth and feet were scabby

Mary had a little lamb,
she called him Little Ralph,
But now he’s burning in a field
Because of foot and mouth.