Someone stumbled upon 8letters today

Someone stumbled upon 8letters today having searched for the phrase ‘crack outlook pst‘ I have no idea what this search means. This means that naturally my site does not contain information relating to this search. Looking at the other results however it looks like someone wanted to look at someone elses outlook mailbox. I definitely have never told anyone how to do that – mainly because I have no idea how you would go about it. For this and more disturbing search requests head on over to dsr.

today is May 1st and

today is May 1st and we are expecting the worst [may day riots]. In Clapham the riots will be for more Starbucks and Coffee Republics and a branch of River Island or the Gap, local residents are said to be up in arms that you can only fit 3 baby strollers in Starbucks on a Sunday and it simply will not do. Everyone hasa right to lazy Sunday coffee!

I just got mailed these

I just got mailed these little gems of pure evil [definitely politically incorrect]
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and whispy.

But now that he’s got foot and mouth

It’s gone all black and crispy.

Mary had a little lamb
She called it baby Abby
They burned it in a great big pit
Cos its mouth and feet were scabby

Mary had a little lamb,
she called him Little Ralph,
But now he’s burning in a field
Because of foot and mouth.