today is May 1st and

today is May 1st and we are expecting the worst [may day riots]. In Clapham the riots will be for more Starbucks and Coffee Republics and a branch of River Island or the Gap, local residents are said to be up in arms that you can only fit 3 baby strollers in Starbucks on a Sunday and it simply will not do. Everyone hasa right to lazy Sunday coffee!