I’ll kill – I really will.
You know how it is, your friend has just dumped his boyfriend in favour of someone else whom he is infatuated with and then can’t stop talking about the 16″ biceps and other revealing features.
Well last night I had had enough, we had only been together for 5 minutes and I had heard the name mentioned 20 times or more. Little comments like “this time next week I’ll be on my way to the airport to see Mr X.”
So I called time and gave a 5 minute limit to talk about him and then banned his name from conversation for the rest of the evening. It didn’t work. Sneakily the name just got shortened to an initial.
Infatuation eh? Isn’t it great
Begs the question though why was I out shopping with him on VD anyway? Rumours start that way you know…