i work with some dim people

no really I do;

Colleague A: Should my Mailbox flag always show I have unread mail?
Colleague B: Have you read or opened all your mail?
Colleague A: well not sure if i’ve opened them before or not
Colleague A: if i had would it not appear then?
Colleague B: shouldn’t do
Colleague B: you can tell by the icon next to the mail [if it’s unread or new]
Colleague A: well i often open them and then save as new
Colleague B: which means the mail flag says you have unread mail

Doh! I mean come on I know it’s friday morning and all.

i cannot believe

anyone would really be searching for fucktard casserole but they did and they somehow arrived here.
I hate to point it out but he wouldn’t taste nice. [well I can’t remember from the snog years ago] I suspect though he would be a bit tough [oh who am I kidding]. he couldn’t be tought if he tried 😉

penguins outed

Wendell and Cass have been devoted to each other for eight years at New York Aquarium they have even had sex. Only it now appears they are both boys 😉