is it my imagination or has the world gone completely mad? well actually just English Law but the world sounds grander. mobile phone theif gets 4 years versus 2 years for raping a six year old boy [wednesday’s metro]
but I do recommend scrubs so if you don’t have cable or a dish you can come around to mine next thursday – I haven’t laughed so much in ages. Really really funny. Oh and yes I was procrastinating still – I was supposed to be painting my hallway – but TV for once was calling me who was I to say no! Definite reason to stay in or set the viseo for thursday nights.
to not continue writing a consultancy document for work. It’s one of my 3 month Goals I was given last week and although the subject matter interests me [Rich Media] writing the actual documentation is boring as hell – oh and scary too – remember when you were at college and you would spend 5 hours formatting the damn thing before writing anything? well I am there now – wondering what to include where to include it and now generally procrastinating so I don’t have to think too hard.
Thinking after all has never been one of my strong points. In fact thinking and generally using my brain – unless I’m forced to is something I tend to avoid. So I may have to go revisit the laser game or something equally inane in order to stave of the work pangs which are trying to get me to write this doc and complete 1/3 of my goals in the first week.
Iains Conscience: hmm, guess I’d better go get up and dressed
Iains Conscience: it is 16:10 lol
well actually it’s Colleague A and B this time around – I am Colleague B in case you are wondering…
ColleagueA: having a conscience gets in the way of your social life
ColleagueA: they were invented for people with nothing to do all day so they have something to worry about
poor scally is having lounge and flight trauma’s. I can imagine – since I work for the same company and now fly less and less – soon to lose my bmi privileges 🙁
I’m also hoping the man groping him at Hertz realises he has a man these days and isn’t that kind of girl anyways 😉
whilst in the bar on Friday night before heading off to the Burn’s Night Party. I was chatting with Captain Bootcamp – you know who you are… and he is talking about shaving – and here I have to quote…
‘you know when you have to get up at night to shave because your breasts are rubbing togehter and giving you stubble burn’
no I reply – honestly but then I had to ask if he shaves – you know all the way…
yes he replied.
eep I thought aloud!
In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency,
all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
must be aware that the phrase “Spending a penny” is not to be used after
31st December 2001. From this date, the correct terminology will be
now call me a cynic but when I went into the kitchen today to make a morning brew I was confronted with complimentary packs of ‘2 free tea bags’ from the London Cuppa Ltd. The blurb states ‘At last a tea specially selected and blended, in London for Londoners.’ So erm how does that work? When did London become the connoisseur capital for tea?