Scally has taken great delight in showing off his new mobile phone. It has a colour screen and screensaver and the like. Three points…
The screensaver was vile
The less said about the pictures the better
It’s a work phone
You can take the … out of … but you can’t take the … out of …
um not sure how to finish that.

4 Replies to “New Toys”

  1. The only vile pic on there is the one of you ๐Ÿ™‚ … and the screensaver was just a rude one. Funnily, you’ve never complained about anal sex OR pornography before! As to the cliche – er – you can take the willy out of the bottom, but you can’t then take the smell out of the willy?

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