Read it quick before they take it down

Guardian Unlimited Sport | Special reports | India v New Zealand

You have to think this is someone crying out for help, an elaborate hoax or a Comic Relief stunt.

Either way if they have pulled it down read a copy here. My favourite part?
“The national anthems

Nothing to say about the Indian anthem, but the New Zealand one sounds like the theme tune for an 1960s ATV variety spectacular. Lew Grade must be spinning in his grave.”