friday diversions

1. What was the last TV show you watched?

Scrubs‘ 2.15 “His Story”

2. What was the last thing you complained about and what was the problem?

I complain a lot – so keeping tracck is hard. I presume it was work related though and probably involved other people not doing something they should have.

3. Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say?

I told a colleague that her dress was nice (it was too).

4. What was the last thing you threw away?

This mornings newspaper and the bag my sausage sandwich came in.

5. What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited?

Photo Friday

This week’s challenge: “Shadows“.
Friday Five


Yes I know a damn long acronym that one. Okay so last night was the end of a company wide film festival. They showed Hedwig and the Angry Inch and I was joined by Jacs and the lovely Mr Miller. I’d seen it before but neither of the others had. I must say I found it much easier to follow this time around and was less disturbed to see Michael Pitt from Dawson’s Creek playing a gay christian rock kid.
Davo has had the pleasure of meeting John Cameron Mitchell who is currently working on a new project entitled The Sex Film Project.
So all in all it was a nice night. A few drinks afterwards was going to be at Vespa Lounge but they were closed (too few girlz or something) so we ended up at First Out. I haven’t been there for ages. Left earlyish and wandered through town with Jacs over the newly refurbished Hungerford Bridge and gazed at possibly the best view of London you can get without working in Canary Wharf 🙂

Now I have nothing against blondes…

A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled,

“we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four,

but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she

yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could

only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she

yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other

girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to

reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No, it’s because you’re 25.

Cheers for that Kellster!

Major Fraud

Now I don’t normally watch who wants to be a millionaire but this evening ITV1 was showing a ‘special’. They showed a programme called Major Fraud which outlined the case against Major Charles Ingram along with his wife Diana and Tecwen Whittock.
It was cringeworthy watching it and I’m not sure if it is normally that bad.
Benylin get the award for best product placement in a commercial break though. Considering the first advert in this was for their cough medicine 🙂

friday diversions

Not that we need one today. It’s a Bank Holiday here in the UK and it’s sunny outside but…

1. Who is your favorite celebrity?

I honestly don’t think I have one. I like a few of them but it’s hard to say you have a favourite when I don’t know them.

2. Who is your least favorite?

Pretty much the same really. A lot of them get on my nerves. Uri Geller for instance or Tara Whatsername (the “it” girl). I would hesitate to pick one I least liked though. There are so many that you just think – why are they a celebrity. I could do a list but it would be quite long. They may actually be really nice in real life though so I’ll reserve judgement on that too.

3. Have you ever met or seen any celebrities in real life?

Way too many to count. I used to work for Danny “fifty years in the business darling” La Rue. Hence I met a lot of his friends and when we had the opening of the bar there were more celebrities than you could shake a stick at.

4. Would you want to be famous? Why or why not?

Hell no. Rich yes, famous no. I like my privacy every now and then thank you very much. One stalker was enough for me 😉

5. If you had to trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why?

The rude version of this would be to swap with Ben Browder so I could ahem…
The not so rude version would be oh who am I kidding. Ben Browder please :o)

Photo Friday

This week’s challenge: “Water“.

Friday Five
Photo Friday

I’m tense

Well according to my physio I am anyway. I have a massage at work once a week so I shouldn’t be that tense. He seems to know what he’s on about though as I can now walk again – which is a good thing. Back on Saturday morning for more though. Plus I have homework – I mean come on!