I can’t believe it…

Dogs and babies allegedly mean you have an excuse to talk to anyone. I never really saw this as a benefit until today.
I was out walking Jack on Streatham Common when I noticed a man on a bike. Jack noticed him too. You know how dogs are. So after a brief introduction I was firmly ensconced in The Waterfront having pizza and drinks with a rather nice young man called Andrew.

on my hitlist currently

You know how sometimes there are no films you want to see at the cinema? Well this summer is the opposite for me. My current hitlist – in no particular order – include;
The Bourne Identity – purely for Matt Damon you understand 😉
Spiderman – gotta you know – cartoon to film it has to be cool.
Not Another Teen Movie – mental chewing gum you know!
40 days and 40 nights – looks kinda fun
The Time Machine – sci fi classic by HG Wells remade!
Minority Report – cool trailer which had me engrossed. Oh and it is sci fi!

Big Brother fans protest over net fees

Disgruntled viewers have criticised Channel 4 for charging ?9.99 per month
to watch live Big Brother action over the internet. About 1,000 people
have signed an online petition protesting at the fee for live streaming,
but Channel 4 argues that it is a better service than the free one last
year. A spokeswoman apologised for disappointing viewers but added that
the channel was faced with no other choice after posting its first annual
loss in a decade.

Virus Behaviour:

Once executed the worm searches the Windows address book, ICQ database, and local files for email addresses then it sends an email message to these addresses with itself as an attachment. The worm contains its own SMTP engine. The from address is forged and is made up of an email address it has found within the infected computer, thus making it harder to trace. With this in mind please be aware that you may receive a virus notification informing you that you have sent a virus when this might not necessarily be the case.
Grrrrrr My email address is being used to spam 🙁 I just got loads of bounced errors.
Not happy 🙁

Star Wars Episode II – Attack of the Clones

I went to see it last night – I suprised myself and enjoyed it for the most part. Dave sent me this today which remonded me I have not written anything about it yet;

A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off
Luke’s hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs
away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down.

DARTH VADER: “Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.”
LUKE: “He told me enough! He told me you killed him!”
DARTH VADER: “No! I am your father!”
LUKE: “No, it’s not true! It’s impossible.”
DARTH VADER: “Search your feelings; you know it to be true.”
DARTH VADER: “Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that brass
droid of yours?”
LUKE: “Threepio?”
DARTH VADER: “Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old.”
LUKE: “No.”
DARTH VADER: “Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no
hand, no job, and couldn’t even levitate your own ship out of the swamp.”
LUKE: “I destroyed your precious Death Star!”
DARTH VADER: “When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a
Trade Federation Droid Control ship!”
LUKE: “Well, it’s not my fault.”
DARTH VADER: “Oh, here we go. ‘Poor me, my father never gave me what I
wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith ..
waahhh wahhh!'”
LUKE: “Shut up.”
DARTH VADER: “You’re a slacker! By the time I was you’re age, I had
exterminated the Jedi knights!”
LUKE: “I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon!”
DARTH VADER: “Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old, winner of the
Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!”
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.
DARTH VADER: “I was wrong. You’re not my kid. I don’t know whose you are,
but you sure ain’t mine.”
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks after him.
DARTH VADER: “And get a haircut!”

Kylie Kylie Kylie

Kylie was fabulous. Really really fabulous. I enjoyed Madonna but I have to say that Kylie was much much better!
She wasn’t ashamed of her Stock Aitken & Waterman past and mixed in the old classics with the new hits. I have to say though the dancer in the confide with me set was horny as. I may have to do a search tomorrow and see if I can get a pic. All of the boys in the audience [bar the odd straight man] cheered when he came down the staicase on his hands. Rumour has it though that Will Baker [the man who allegedly bought those hotpants for 50p from Oxfam is in a relationship with one of the male dancers.]
We had a few lesbians making a lot of noise behind us which reached fever pitch as Kylie came up on stage for the remix of locomotion.
The outfits were fantastic too. I think Kylie has a bit of a cross dressing fetish though. What with the clockwork orange inspired outfits and the men in high heels and fishnets in a later set.
During the finale everyone sang along to Can’t Get You Out of My Head and for those who did not know the lyrics, on the overhead screens, the lyrics appeared, along with a bouncing Kylie ‘K’ karaoke style.
In fact the only real complaint of the night was that the sparkly programmes cost ?20 – we made up for it by grabbing a few free souvenir bottles of Kylie water on the way out.


I’m moping as I actually want to be in a hotel room in Seville right now.

Big Brother 3 is keeping me suitably distracted however.
My boss says I become a Big Brother Addict when it is on. It’s not true – well okay maybe a little. I can’t help it if it’s on E4 all the time 🙂