fuckcuntandbollocks.com is not reknowned for being especially pc but I don’t bereave it! is a classic, notable quotes include;
James Dean : the Rebel without a scrotum.
Marilyn Monroe : manky bint
Herve Villechaize : “Tattoo” in Fantasy Island. I thought tattoos were permanent? Obviously not if you have a gun, because this tiny turd shot himself in 1993.