Went to the 2 brewers last night [well we went to kazbar too but then moved on] where Pam Ann was on stage. Unfortunately so was I. Pam’s act is a skit on AIr stewards and airlines and must be seen to be believed. However she does a good line in audience participation. I was dragged up on stage to do some percussion accompianment with a plastic teddy bear tambourine. The one saving grace was that als dragged up on stage was an oz sheila called Kelly. Her freind Louisa was also brought into the action and we bonded later post show humiliation style. Granted I had no tampons removed from my clutch bag and displayed to the entire pub! So it looks like our search for a new fag hag is over! We did a quick number exchange after getting some gossip on Pam. She too hails from down under and is well known to our new found friends Louisa and Kelly.
note to self
how's my typing?