HaXoR ChAt iS KewL

The below transcript is true only the names have been changed [mine noticeably] to protect the innocent – on the other hand if you wanna IM HR CL Direct and warn them a few times feel free 🙂
I knew it was a hAxOr type person and was bored so played with there head and tried to transfer a few files etc etc..

HR CL Direct: Human Resources Center – Please review the new announcements.
SCREEN NAME: what new announcements?
HR CL Direct: have you reviewed them yet so i can go over them with you?
SCREEN NAME: yeah obviously
HR CL Direct: okay whats the title of the announcement
SCREEN NAME: ha ha
SCREEN NAME: you are funny
SCREEN NAME: what floor you on?
HR CL Direct: fine i will deactivate your account
SCREEN NAME: like erm I’m scared
HR CL Direct: you can call the helpdesk or speak
HR CL Direct: with your supervisor
SCREEN NAME: help desk?
SCREEN NAME: supervisor?
HR CL Direct: to go over ignored HR announcements
SCREEN NAME: i don’t have a supervisor
HR CL Direct: Title: Tech Manager Department: Internal Computing
HR CL Direct: Cell Phone: 555-444-6613
HR CL Direct: Floor: 1 Room/Pod: Will update
HR CL Direct: Building Address: Building 25
SCREEN NAME: right which is I guess in the US right?
HR CL Direct: yup
SCREEN NAME: which helps considering I don’t live or work in the US
HR CL Direct: and
HR CL Direct: Title: Executive Director Department: VP Internal Audit
SCREEN NAME: who do you work for
HR CL Direct: it doesn’t matter you are ignoring human resources announcement
SCREEN NAME: and more importantly who do you think I work for?
HR CL Direct: you will lose your account
HR CL Direct: you must review the announcement.
SCREEN NAME: how can I lose my aim account cos I ignore this
HR CL Direct: or i will have to disable your aol account, you can speak with the desk
SCREEN NAME: i don’t have an aol account i have an aim account
HR CL Direct: you have to review the announcement, it takes 2 minutes what is the problem?
HR CL Direct: i know that
SCREEN NAME: the problem is i don’t work for you
HR CL Direct: fine we will suspend you
HR CL Direct: enjoy.
SCREEN NAME: doh you did not know that or you would not have *threatened* to deactivate my aol account now would you
HR CL Direct: no our aim administrators will suspend your account
HR CL Direct: so it can never be used again
HR CL Direct: for not following directions
HR CL Direct: enjoy.
SCREEN NAME: ha ha
SCREEN NAME: like erm how
SCREEN NAME: let me see then you reckon you can deactivate my aim account eh?
SCREEN NAME: how about we play a little game eh?
SCREEN NAME: you try and I’ll erm wait or something
SCREEN NAME: still waiting
SCREEN NAME: no really still waitin
SCREEN NAME: so you get bored yet then?

today on ickle

emoticons – not quite ascii art [a plaster – (:::[]:::) ] but much more useful!
oh and it’s ickle.org‘s first birthday too so go help them celebrate!

gay elves anyone?

okay okay – this takes the reward for the most specific disturbing search request for a while gay porno free elf OR elves -pussy -lolita -pregnant -tits

unrequited love


I went to see ‘The Fluffer‘ last night after seeing Adam and agreeing to take some photo’s and a very pleasant if somewhat unnerving chat about blogging, community and if there was anyone I wouldn’t want to read this blog .
The film was very funny and company was good too. Spence and Glenn, Colin & Dave [nice taste in A&F clothing]. I found myself laughing all the way through the film which was good – welcome light relief really – I like films with humour and drama.
Finally to end the evening it was a dash over to Retro Bar to grab a fleeting kiss off Blogger A and then home.
Glenn and I decided at the tube station that suited and booted guys are kinda cute – I miss not working in an environment where men are in suits. I mean I am glad I don’t have to wear one but I do like to see other people in them!
So anyways the chat with Adam came back to me so I decided since I may blog about said guy it was a good enough excuse to randomly take his picture. [Okay I didn’t really need an excuse he was cute] and then I thought about Simon‘s entry about people being in other peoples photographs – this was a definite case of tottycam though – it wasn’t a random person in the background. He was the focus of the shot but Glenn was there to make it slightly less obvious.
When I got home took Jack out for a wander too and came back and went online as I wasn’t tired – funny how my work day was a nightmare but my evening was just as hectic but much more pleasant.

i wouldn’t have believed it

had I not experienced it myself. Ian tells a tale of woe and Electricity salesmen. I came home to see 3 men standing outside my communal front door talking to my neighbour. He was looking flustered I asked if he was okay and they then started to ask me questions. I had just stepped off a packed commuter train and in no mood to be trifled with.
Allegedly they were just doing meter readings – they had NPower badges on – both my neighbour and I use NPower already – they suddenly changed tack when I told them we had NPower – all of a sudden they no longer wanted to come in and read the meter but were just in the area to let us know meter readers would be around soon.
NPower customer service were not very useful when I called to complain.
I am changing my supplier.

we learn by experience

as children we never ever learn until we try it for ourselves. well I didn’t anyway. I was always the kid that had to touch the hot kettle even though I had been told it was hot a dozen times already. I would not believe that the fridge light went off when you closed the door until I had found the little switch by the hinge and tested it.
I didn’t believe you could get an electric shock from the scalectrix track until it happened to me.
As time has moved on you would think I would have learned to believe some things without having to test them myself. No. In fact if anything I have become more stubborn the older I get.
Okay so I’m not at the point of seeing people shot on TV dying and going out to buy a gun to test it. I am however inherintely distrustful of things I have not personally experienced.
So I think I am now at a point where I know how to judge empirical data and come to a decision.
I’ve decided that if you try giving up smoking often enough you realise you need help if you are going to really give up. So I have bought some nicotene lozenges.

No sometimes means yes
I also learnt as a kid that if you ask for something you get it. So I asked for a lot. That’s when I progressed to learning that you don’t always get what you ask for. Sometimes this was remedied by either asking for the same thing in a dfferent way or by asking for a similar thing as a compromise. I learnt as all chldren do that sometimes however if you really want something you just need to wear your folks down. Ask repeatedly but I soon discovered [when my parents got fed up of this tactic] that it doesn’t matter how many times you ask sometimes you still don’t get it. My parents seemed to think it was a bad idea to buy us everything we wanted – something to do with spoiling us or something.
So experience taught me three things that have stuck in my mind.

If you don’t ask you don’t get – moral of this one is if you want something then you had better ask for it or your elder brother will end up with it and you will only end up sulking.

If you ask and don’t get ask again – just in case they misheard the first time or they didn’t realise you were serious.

Know when to give up askng – it gets boring for both parties otherwise.

googlewhacking

Rob was talking about this yesterday and then I tried – not very successfully either I might add – nearest I got was 3. Then today I think I broke someone elses with this entry. So fucktard casserole wasn’t a disturbingly wierd search at all – I reckon googlewhacking and disturbing search requests and blogging are at cross purposes.