Gay history month

I thought it was only in america that they had random monthly community spirited themes, but oh no, here in the UK we seem to have gay history month. So I’m picturing a month of queens blogging their jan/feb conquests. I’m sure this is not what the organisers had in mind. I think they want us to focus on the positive role models through time like Oscar Wilde or the turning points like 1988 when section 28 was passed as law. I think my idea is better though. So here I’ll make a start.
Iain’s Gay History Month
Met a nice man off the internet. Had fun.
Went out for beers. Had fun.
Had hangover at work.
Tried not to obsess about nice man off internet. Failed.
Went out for beers. Had fun.
Had hangover at work.

okay maybe I’ll pass up on this as it’s unlikely to be exciting unless I actually wrote who, what, where and when. That however is not goiong to happen. Well not on this site anyway!

the rise and rise of the scally

okay so now you can sell practically anything on ebay be prefixing it with the word chav or scally. as in scally’s used footie shorts – see they will sell much quicker and for more money than your regular footie shorts. especially if you add the phrase ‘gay int?’ to the end.
There are even gay clubs trading on chav appeal. dress code is trackie bottoms and rockports obviously. and if you want you can add a bit of bling too.
So now whilst reading axm it would appear that scally culture has permeated as low as the chatline.
“My life on a rough Liverpool council estate” Robbie, 18 “Hear what me & me scally mates get up to” Dial 0909 0600 XXX
See now I grew up north of Liverpool and the scouse accent has always been easy for me to mimic. In fact I have used that to my benefit at times if you catch my drift.
So anyway back to the chat lines. With titles like “Let DSS bloke **** me for a crisis loan” and “Me **** peeps out the leg of me shorts” oh and then the classic “****ed by the rozzers in the bogs” and “Let drug dealer have me a**e” you can be sure there are plenty of callers.
I laughed at the fact that every time they use the word lad, teen or young they had p ut (18+) afterwards and I imagined some american accent doing this as a voice over at the end of a cheezy commercial. “Actors all 18 years or older, some scenes may not be based on true events, and in no way indicates the personal preferences of the actors involved.” (but hey you know they like it when they play gay).
So I’ve decided to start mye own phone line. I’ll borrow heavily from the trackie bottom titles and do some fab scripts.
How about “Cheeky scouser scally boy(18+) does London” 078 0150 XXXX
Or “Shooting c*m down the leg of me trackies” no not floating your boat?
Okay this one will get you ringing, “I **** off into me mate’s skanky undies”. Well okay maybe not but it made me chuckle.
Right anyway I think it’s time for me to do some audio blogging. Feel free to email me ideas for script and I’ll do me best scouse accent like and split the £1/min with you.
Pics of me in trackie bottoms optional.

i’m still not convinced…

no really. i’ve never been convinced by the whole bisexual thing. I think it’s not because i don’t understand it. I think maybe I’m jealous. Anyways they certainly shouldn’t be allowed to be nice. It stops me being prejudiced.
Oh and had another conversation tonight about having breathalisers on pc’s. Reminds me of the don’t drink and blog campaign from years ago.

note to self: don’t slut online too much

gaydar.gif
See this is how many people viewed my profile over the weekend – 20 per page and that’s 14 pages there so that’s a fair few page views – sadly not quite so many little smallyum.gif or smallnice.gif as I would like.
Still it’s quality not quantity ;o)
Meanwhile back in Sex Factor land there has been another change around. They are resetting the counts at the end of the month and starting afresh after crowning 10 winners. So that will be erm… nice.

Hate and Fear

It’s bad enough that we have to deal with hate in the real world but in cyberspace it seems that little bit more insipid. I guess though it’s easier for small minded bigots to peddle there fear and hate online than in the real world. In the real world they would have to look at someone and see they are just like them. It’s easy to run arouund and call people names and try to intimidate them until you have to actually look them in the eye and deal with their own feelings.

Ryan is dealing with some hate comments and I must say although worse than comment spam they should be treated in exactly the same way. commenting about it and allowing them to continue validates their views.

When I rule the world people who do not allow others to get on with their lives regardless of race, colour, sexual orientation etc etc should all be made to live someplace else and let the vast majority of people in the world get on with it!

ooh a rant – I haven’t had one of those in a while!

gaydar: the talent contest

So just when you thought you knew what gaydar was all about.
They introduce Sex Factor and all of a sudden it becomes a popularity contest – in an amihotornot kind of way!
Still one thing you can’t help but give them credit for is their enthusiasm and adding in new features all the time. I still worry that GPS (gaydar positioning system) will get me into trouble one of these days.
It certainly makes me laugh though when you see people with two profiles and different ages!

note to self: manchester trip overdue

I’m thinking maybe May would be a good time to visit! Failing that I could just buy the calendar and not visit at all…
On an entirely different note.
Christmas presents are hard to find for some people so when I found the ant farm thing and liked it I figure I should just buy it and then see who I haven’t got a present for yet. I think my neice might not like it though!