big bang

Andy and I were awoken at around six this morning by what we thought was an earthquake. True to form I fell straight back asleep. It turns out though that it was an explosion north of Londona at Buncefield some 50 miles away.
By now you have probably seen the news and know it’s a huge oil depot that has exploded. Lucky for everyone it was at 6am on a Sunday.
More on the BBC

how outrageous I am so boycotting

Air New Zealand and Qantas have banned men from sitting next to unaccompanied children on flights, sparking accusations of discrimination.

happy birthday to you

Happy (belated) Birthday to Ian at Blogadoon. Not his real birthday obviously but his blog is 5. Yay!

A few other belated real Birthdays have been happening recently too like Scally for instance.

Footballers Underpants

How on earth did I miss this? The world of football is going underpants crazy!
My favourite quote being “The Laurent Lunchbox has become a veritable summer picnic hamper of moist goodies…”

Then of course there is the Guardian and the smalltalk column and the penchant for asking footballers about their smalls.

Small Talk: Roy Race
Would you mind telling me what colour underpants you’re wearing today?
[Answers instantly] They’re red and yellow. [Small Talk wonders, aloud as it turns out, what style of pant Roy Race might take] I can’t answer that, Small Talk, I’ve already given away too much personal information!

Small Talk: Frank McAvennie
Ahem, assuming you’re wearing any, Frank, what colour underpants have you gone for today?
I’m wearing a pair of black Calvin boxer shorts. I wear black all the time actually, Small Talk, the colour hides a multitude of sins [laughs long and loud].

More footballers and their undies or buys some undies with your own wording and numbers from footypants

Is everyone doing a naked calendar this year?

Mr May from Naked Manchester University Calendar
Mr May from Naked Manchester University Calendar
Last year I wanted the Manchester Uni calendar – mainly for the month of May.

This year I am spoilt for choice. The french rugby team now have more and more competition not least from the cardiff lions.

Naked Marines

An older Marine, dressed up as a nun, screams at the man to eat the soiled Weetabix off the muddy ground
An older Marine, dressed up as a nun, screams at the man to eat the soiled Weetabix off the muddy ground
Ritual Abuse in the armed forces is rife. Making marines strip naked and mud wrestle is one thing. I’ve been to many a party like that (ahem) but the video the ‘News’ of the World publicised at the weekend is no ones idea of fun.
Followed of course by the Mirrors Exclusive of another shocking naked marine video.

I have a feeeling this will escalate in the papers trying to out do each other with worse shocking revelations.

I pity the poor soldiers who now have their naked bodies all over the press.

want more nakedness? how about a naked calendar or ivan massow naked or

I wonder if…

I used the phrase Ivan Massow Naked with his Pink Motorola V3 Razr and CTU ringtone all in the same post would google melt?
It seems that those three phrases were all anyone over the past week searched for to get here.
So for those of you searching here they are in no particular order.
CTU Ringtones (24 TV Series), Pink Motorola V3,and Ivan Massow Naked
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