I am so so glad

I am so so glad there is a commando theme for my party. I keep getting sent random links to commando/army themed stories like : Marine Corps Rocked: Allegations Of Gay Porn Are Investigated. Shame there is no link to the site šŸ˜‰

Whilst still recovering from our

Whilst still recovering from our six monthly fire drill at work the other day I ead with interest that London Underground will be holding a drill themselves. I shall be volunteering and you should too. You must be able to report to Bank Station by 08:30 on Sunday March 11th. All you need to do to volunteer is mail Wendie Bryan with your name, age, address, daytime telephone number and any medical restrictions. Further details available on 020 7918 2541.

grrrr I have just spent

grrrr I have just spent the best part of an hour printing 5 sheets of paper. What is the point of working for a technology company when you can’t even use a printer because it hasn’t been serviced in the last year and jams 19 out of every 20 sheets. grrrr….

well I have now moved

well I have now moved servers so hopefully things will draw in quicker. Only problem is I no longer seem to have a customised 404 page :o(

Meg has a link to

Meg has a link to some disturbing search requests. I had never really thought about it before until… guess what turned up in my blog referral file? A search for “horny wife having sex” turns up my site. I mean come on.

Also discovered Elric can cook

Also discovered Elric can cook last night – albeit with a lot of instruction. It still ended up a lot better than the last straight man I lived with. FF’s idea of a fully balanced meal was a fried egg, half a bag of hula hoops and one of those economy mini pizza’s [you know the ones where you need to put toppings on – well he didn’t]. So Griddled Chicken and vegetables on a bed of basmati was quite nice :o)

Went to the 2 brewers

Went to the 2 brewers last night [well we went to kazbar too but then moved on] where Pam Ann was on stage. Unfortunately so was I. Pam’s act is a skit on AIr stewards and airlines and must be seen to be believed. However she does a good line in audience participation. I was dragged up on stage to do some percussion accompianment with a plastic teddy bear tambourine. The one saving grace was that als dragged up on stage was an oz sheila called Kelly. Her freind Louisa was also brought into the action and we bonded later post show humiliation style. Granted I had no tampons removed from my clutch bag and displayed to the entire pub! So it looks like our search for a new fag hag is over! We did a quick number exchange after getting some gossip on Pam. She too hails from down under and is well known to our new found friends Louisa and Kelly.

Stor have introduced Stor


Stor have introduced Stor Troopers and I spent minutes planning my cammo outfit :o)
All I need now are dogtags and a jack russell dog accessory! I was toying with the idea of simply using the skeleton as a lot of people think I am unreasonably skinny.
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of the gang… davo meg