allegedly my personality type is:

allegedly my personality type is: Champion (ENFP ) according to keirsey.com with a temperment Idealist (NF).

Oh you know you have

Oh you know you have been aimlessly smurfing for too long when you come accross a site with the name balloonsex.com I think I should go get showered and stuff now before I find anything else.

Those stor peeps have

chris
Those stor peeps have another fan :o) Whilst taking a sneeky look at my referrals to see if anyone else searching for smut has stumbled on my little oasis of anf calm when I came across a few from chris
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>. Nice site – nice links. You know you want to – go on add it to your favourites too.
On a less serious note for all those bloggers out there in stortroopers clothing I’d like to introduce you to blogtroopers?

just sat here listening t

just sat here listening t the MTV dance chart and have decided I have a favourite new song so off to visit napster for the first time in ages. scally did ask me earlier [well around 11] if I fancied going out. I’m kinda wishing I had now – my excuse was that I needed an early night – so much for that eh! not to worry at least it isn’t a work day tomorrow.

I love the random emails

I love the random emails you get from friends. This one made me chuckle it is like a mini Darwin Awards.
3 people die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 people were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 people are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 people have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 people have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1997 have had to have broken-parts of plastic toys
pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 people had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 people were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 people were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalectrix cars.
And finally,
8 people cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep while throwing up
into the toilet.

Watch yourselves kiddies!!

fantasticly stupid quote of the

fantasticly stupid quote of the day so far from none other than the aforementioned flatmate. Whilst stood in front of a ticket gat at clapham “which ticket should I use? my train ticket?”
erm no Elric your old odeon cinema ticket… hello anybody home knock knock.

AGHHHHH – okay so here

AGHHHHH – okay so here is a quick quiz for you;

You get up early and take a shower but notice your flatmate is not up yet do you;
a. go back to bed
b. get them up
c. wait a little and then wake them up
d. make them tea and toast and take it in to them
e. wait until they will be late and then wake them up

well of course we all know what Elric’s choice would be. erm a and e of course.

So I rocked into work at some ungodly hour. well around 10:30 actually by the time I had missed connections at clapham.

Dave @ work was looking

Dave @ work was looking at Dark Horizon’s who had this nugget of info about that classic sci-fi flick Logan’s Run. It would appear that Warners has purchased logansrunthemovie.com hinting at a sequel/remake.

I have been banking with

I have been banking with cahoot since they started and must say the service has been on the whole patchy. Internet banking is a little scary really. You have to weight the advantages of being able to do things from work without going out in the rain with the fact that no branch network leaves you in a hole when cash machines refuse point blank to give you cash whilst telling you you have lots of money in your account.
What sold it for me though was the 0% credit card. Must check when that runs out :o)