like we needed another reason

like we needed another reason to eat chocolate?
In a Willy Wonka type competition, confectionery maker Cadbury’s is planning to hide codes inside the wrappers of millions of chocolate bars.
By sending a mobile phone text message containing the code to Cadbury’s, chocolate lovers can win prizes such as DVD players and widescreen TVs.

I was interviewed on Watchdog

I was interviewed on Watchdog
I was interviewed with a work colleague who lives near me and we complained about Connex trains. The BBC researchers decided it would be amusing to have us in a restaurant where we could not get in or there were no seats or our table was late – puns about the poor service from Connex. It was fun actually filming it but you realise how hard it is for actors who have to do that sort of thing every day. Oh and the food you see us eating had been there all day and looked lovely but was stone cold. So this one is also true.

oh and young americans is

oh and young americans is now on channel 5 so those of you who don’t have every channel available to man can now see it too – soft porntastic.

I’ve voted for Josh


I’ve voted for Josh – well actually I voted 3 times! Jonathan has voted too. Why don’t you? Call now on 09011 15 44 12*

*Calls cost a fortune so ask bill payers permission or make sure you don’t get caught

ukgayblogmeet? is on tonight lest

ukgayblogmeet? is on tonight lest you forget. So come on down and join us. Some people are having food beforehand [others are still sulking cos they weren’t invited] but the kick off is at 8pm. So look forward to the reviews tomorrow 😉

I worked on harley street

I worked on harley street selling cosmetic surgery

This one is true as well. For a very brief period I worked for a Harley Street clinic selling cosmetic surgery and it was hell. Although juggling breast implants was kind of fun selling overpriced moisturiser and acne treatments to people who could not afford them was completely soul destroying.

what a week end

what a week end – the irish have a reputation for being friendly but I must say that they go far beyond this. I spent the weekend staying with a friend from work at his parents in Malahide [about 10 miles north of Dublin] and they not only put me up [even moving around so I had a room of my own] but also on a weekend they were having a family party and gran coming to stay as she was not well – hospitality was fantastic and lovely people. The flowers I got by way of a thank you seemed small and insignificant.
If anyone is over in Dublin by the way you can do far worse than taking a trip up that way – the beach is lovely and reminded me a lot of home [my parents basically live the opposite side of the Irish Sea].
On Friday night we went to HQ with work colleagues which was nice and then on Saturday went shopping with the girls and were due to visit the Guinness Brewery [davo has a cool perspex thingy with a blob of guinness in it] but we never managed it 🙁 so that is now on my hit list for next time. Allegedly there is a really cool bar too with views over the city but you need to go on the tour [or have a corporate function] to get in there.
Saturday evening we started off in Pravda and then moved to Q bar [a straight version] and then onto Fireworks which was fantastic. I never normally do straight pubs and clubs but had a really good time. Fireworks used to be the fire station and is now a huge 3 floor pub/club venue which would go down well in London – so I highly recommend it.
I also learnt that scally has broken his arm [poor lamb] on Saturday. Go send him a card or something 🙂

dorothy may not return luke’s

dorothy may not return luke‘s calls but that shirt was all the proof I needed, and he is calling her…
Disclaimer
the above smear attempt is not founded in any truth whatsoever and that fact that luke wears dodgy shirts does in no way make him a homosexual.

I was paid to take

I was paid to take my clothes off in a london nightclub
This one is actually true When I moved to London I worked in Heaven nightclub. It was actually a great laugh. We used to have theme nights and so depending on the theme we would have shows and people wandering around to freak out the acid heads. The white party for instance I was painted from head to toe in white grease paint and wore a tiny [and I do mean tiny] white g-string. On other occasions I was simulating sex on a bed at the entrance and having sex [although we were supposed to be simulating] in a foam pit by the downstairs bar just off the dance floor. Taking my clothes off on stage [and off stage] was just one of my many erm talents at the time.
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congratulations to jonathon on his

congratulations to jonathon on his new home. And in answer to his question… Whatever happened to the word ‘gay’?…
If they mentioned it was a gay event you wouldn’t have all the kids coming to see steps or the north london possee coming to the fair. A few years ago when the event formerly known as pride was at clapham common, capital radio mentioned kylie [or someone similar] being on stage with no mention it was a gay and lesbian [and transgender etc etc] event. And they wondered why people got beaten up on the perimiters.