Thanks to Mark for these

Thanks to Mark for these – cheered up my wednesday 🙂
How many gay men does it take to change a light bulb?
allegedly, 9
1 to change the bulb
2 to argue which spangley crop-top goes best with the too-small jeans
5 to do the dance routine to Steps
And another to hand out the Voddie Red Bulls

or……….
3
1 to call out a nice man to do it and 2 to eye up the electrician

or……….
None.
They just get a few mates round and call it a dark room.

or……….
None.
Light bulbs are just SO Twentieth Century!

interesting site we have discovered

interesting site we have discovered in training reston-va.com which has some really useful links to things happening in the area – but also some really disturbing links like the one to sex offenders in your area with pics.

okay well update on the

okay well update on the weekend I guess. We started with cocktails in the hotel [free for happy hour] and then moved on to food at Mercury Grill and drinks at JR’s all of which got very very messy. The following morning when we got all the happy campers back together we wandered around DC for a couplke of hours before giving into the heat and heading back to the Brenton for a disco nap. We met a guy at cocktails and ended up going for dinner with him and then drinks to a bar called windows I think and we never made it to the foam party at velvetnation [I think much to the str8 boys relief].
The following morning Jonathan remebered his camera and here is a weekend in pictures? With a pic of the coolest number plate we saw that weekend.
Went for the greasiest burger in Johnny Rockets as well in Georgetown a quick trip to A&F and then back to the hotel.

another day in the office

another day in the office but today I met the NOVA gay group in CC4 for lunch which was fun. and am off into DC tonight to stay at the Brenton in the Dupont Circle area. The off to badlands tonight and then velvet nation tomorrow as the guys at lunch mentioned something about a foam party 🙂 well actually that it is busier than badlands! All this after a night at Clydes and then Champps in Reston which is heterohell – I mean really. Still met a couple of guys that actually live in the area today so maybe it isn’t as white, middle class, religious etc etc as I thought!

last night was a mixed

last night was a mixed bag – we ended up going to Logans Roadhouse in cascades straight from work for yet more super fatty fried food. then back to the hotel to do a workout and then decided to go over the road to a bar called Clydes for drinks – 2 vodkas for me that was since I do not drink much these days 😉 We met a local girl at with a bright pink sparkly box full of sex toys [including a vibrator with lights] – we made our excuses and stumbled back to the hotel.

okay I decided to go

okay I decided to go the gym instead of shop – what has gotten ino me 😉 I’m not entirely sure but after an hour and a half work out I am knackered and hungry.

we ended up at Dulles

we ended up at Dulles Town Centre again last night for some food at Uno’s Chicago Grill – funnily enough another entirely deep fried meal here in the land of the free 😉 – I am so glad I did my 3 mile uphill run before hand.
Woke up at a normal time this morning and then had a huge breakfast. Weather is fantastic here and it’s a shame we are spending all our time in conference rooms and training rooms. Roll on the weekend I say.

okay so the flight was

okay so the flight was delayed slightly but nothing too much to worry about – Virgin are great though the champagne welcome is brilliant. We were upstairs which was nice – as near to being upper class as you can get without the upgrade. The queue at immigration though was a pain – the frequent flyer INS thing sounds like a better idea each time I come this side of the atlantic. Then I was chosen for a random bag seach – good job I left the DVD porn at home 🙂 and then there was a huge line at Hertz. So all in all it took a while to et settled in the hotel, still the nice man in hertz gave us a really nice car – an upgrade of sorts I guess 😉 We were praying we didn’t get served by ‘Victor’ who was slimey as you could possibly get and so so camp it was scaring me. He was the kind of guy you see on TV when they are stereotyping really really camp faggots. Thankfully though he was still busy with another customer when we needed served. Close call though. The car has a GPS map system which is lots of fun we turned it on even though we knew the way just for laughs and the ‘turn left now’ comments.
We’ve had a quick trip to Target and a wander around Reston town centre so now off for a bite to eat at Ruby Tuesday’s before bed. I need to catch up on my sleep as I had a lot of Red Bull at Kazbar and te 2 sewers last night – so much that I was still buzzing and wide awake at 5:30 when I needed to be up and in a cab at 8:30 so erm no more red bull for me.

well I have been here

well I have been here less than 24 hours and have made it to abercrombie already 😉 We zipped out at lunchtime to the mal at Dulles Town Centre and did a quick stop. We also discovered it is open until 9.30 tonight so we may be paying a slightly longer visit later!