okay so whilst I was off we had a mandate about our email signatures – they must all conform to the new standard – I’m left wondering how long it will take before we have corporate away messages…

I’m currently away from my machine doing extremely important corporate stuff so please email me at my business email: address or call me at my business phone: number!

any better suggestions?

this addition from rob

The person you’ve tried to contact is currently unavailable. As this is during business hours, please email their boss to let them know so we can ensure they’re not carrying out work avoidance.