I hardly get any spam nowadays – well worth the $30 a year subscription for filtering out my mail. I get a held mail report every day letting me check the filters aren’t stealing legitimate mail. One of todays held mails has me wondering though.
From: “Alexandra Quinn”
Subject: Brother inducing his young sister
Are the selling a video of a brother helping his sister give birth?
Allegedly The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are
asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were
some of this year’s winning entries:
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are
run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish
expressions.
14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, whenyou die, your Soul goes
up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist
Yes you read that correctly. No I haven’t gone mad. No I am not fantasising either.
It will no doubt please the people who end up at this site searching for Ivan Massow Naked or any other variety of Massow sans clothing.
I’m wondering if it is his genitals on show or if he used a body double…
I owned Pet Shop Boys – Disco on cassette – in the olden days 😉
At the weekend I was going through my old stuff and thought ‘I want to listen to that’ – then realised I didn’t have a cassette deck anymore!
So I nipped on over to amazon.co.uk to see how much it was and saw a little link to ‘Great Value on Used Items’. So I clicked it and received today a sparkly nearly new CD of the aforementioned album thanks to a nice man called Hugh in Lanarkshire.
It cost hardly anything (I know it’s the Pet Shop Boys) compared to buying the same album new.
I must have a quick look through my old cassettes and see what I want on CD!
I’m back from Coventry 😉
Quite possibly the most boring week of my life – but hey I have a new qualification so that’s good!
For a week – I mean what am I going to do in a hotel in the middle of nowhere all week?
I’m leaving on Sunday evening and am not looking forward to it – I think a lot of surfing the interwebnet will be happening – plus some use of the gym.
Not quite so glamourous as it used to be this business travel malarkey.
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