Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Allegedly The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are
asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were
some of this year’s winning entries:

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are
run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish
expressions.

14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, whenyou die, your Soul goes
up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist

Spent the day mostly hungover

Spent the day mostly hungover from the escapades last night. Sheena and I managed to do a lot of sight seeing though today – we visited the lincoln meemorial, the vietnam war memorial, the monument, the smithsonian castle and air and space museum and then on to the capitol building before deciding to go back to the hotel and crash for a while. So all in all very nice.
This week end in DC is the national cherry blossom festival parade a very strange concept really but hey this is the states. The Washington Post has been covering the cherry blossoms with a daily ‘blossom watch’ and there is even a website for more information on the blossoms.