tree-athon

I’m doing the tree-athon on Sept 24th so do feel free to sponsor me :o)

More info:

Tree-athon: http://www.tree-athon.org/
Just Giving: http://www.justgiving.com/iaintrees

sockersucks

“Message to all rioters: put down your bricks, put away the spray paint, and leave the cop cars alone; you’re acting like soccer fans! It’s embarrassing.” More at sockersucks.org

so last season dahlink

montage-a-google is the new image.google.com
Guess-the-google is a little addictive though.

Also why read the news when you can just look at it as a map [newsmap].

Directions

1. Start at Leicester Square

2. Catch Piccadilly Line to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International Parkway
South”
– Follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking” –
follow
for
0.3 miles

7. Bear left onto “International Parkway North” toward “North
Airport
Exit” – Follow for 2.9 miles

8. Take the “Highway 114 west” exit toward “Fort Worth” – follow for
29.2
Miles

9. Then continue on “US 287 north” – follow for 91.1 miles

10.”US 287 north” becomes “Interstate-44 east” – follow for 0.7
miles

11. Take left fork onto “US-287 north” toward “Vernon” – follow for
104.0
Miles

12.”US 287 north” becomes “Avenue F (US-287)” – follow for 2.8 miles

13. Continue to follow “US 287 north” – follow for 104.9 miles

14. Take left ramp onto “Interstate 40 west” toward “Dumas” – follow
for
7.8 Miles

15. Take “Exit 70” onto “US 60 east” toward “Dumas” – follow for 0.5
Miles

16. Take the “Buchanan Street” exit toward “Dumas/Pampas” – follow
for
1.7
Miles

17. Turn right onto “Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)” – follow for 0.1
miles

Now that’s the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

You smell!

No really and apparently gay boyz and straight boys smell differently. Scientists get paid to research anything these days I tell you.

playing it straight

Okay so I know it’s lowbrow but Playing it Straight has been one of my must watch TV programmes of recent weeks (alongside desperate Houswives and Dr Who).
We think we have seen Lee on gaydar but then this weekend it turns out that the face you think you know you actually do. It turns out Ben was Mr Gay UK in 1998.

When and upgrade is actually a downgrade

Okay so I’m all for progress and don’t get me wrong I’m not one of these people against change. I’m debating whether to upgrade to Tiger now or wait until I have bought a mini to justify it. I think my cube will need to be relegated to a server for the flat.
So anyway back to my point. I’ve been getting the upgrade to Quicktime 7 messages all week so finally did last night and hey presto no discernable difference. Oh no wait. Loads of features that used to work in 6.x no longer work in 7. How is that an upgrade? No more opening more than one movie. No more full screen. That is not an upgrade in my book. That’s a downgrade. Loss of functionality is never a good thing.

strange colloquialisms

So don’t ask what Dave and I were chatting about but…
that’s what we call it when you piss your pants
you “fire trucked”
So I learnt a new kiwi phrase today ;o)

stupid religious americans

I know that some people are blinded by religion but then to try and promote your hate on the internet. There should be laws against promoting hate and religion and narrow mindedness on the internet. Free Speech should not be at the expense of others. So anyway I give you (via The Peculiar One) Traditional Values – some neo nazi religious foundation no doubt – Homosexual Urban Legends. See and you can tell it’s far right bigotry when they refer to it as homosexual. Pah

Spamtastic

Okay so spam is bad. Today however I got a mail and I didn’t recognise who from. So I started to read the joke and then at the end realised it was definitely spam. Still at least it made a change.

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Subject: The Blonde and the Sheep.
Date: 29/4/05, 8:01 am
From: Harry
To: iain

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.

A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.

Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?”

The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, “Sure!”

The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, “352.”

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, “You’re right! O.K., I’ll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock.”

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, “O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?”

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