1. Start at Leicester Square
2. Catch Piccadilly Line to London Heathrow Airport.
3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
5. Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International Parkway
South”
– Follow for 0.2 miles.
6. Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking” –
follow
for
0.3 miles
7. Bear left onto “International Parkway North” toward “North
Airport
Exit” – Follow for 2.9 miles
8. Take the “Highway 114 west” exit toward “Fort Worth” – follow for
29.2
Miles
9. Then continue on “US 287 north” – follow for 91.1 miles
10.”US 287 north” becomes “Interstate-44 east” – follow for 0.7
miles
11. Take left fork onto “US-287 north” toward “Vernon” – follow for
104.0
Miles
12.”US 287 north” becomes “Avenue F (US-287)” – follow for 2.8 miles
13. Continue to follow “US 287 north” – follow for 104.9 miles
14. Take left ramp onto “Interstate 40 west” toward “Dumas” – follow
for
7.8 Miles
15. Take “Exit 70” onto “US 60 east” toward “Dumas” – follow for 0.5
Miles
16. Take the “Buchanan Street” exit toward “Dumas/Pampas” – follow
for
1.7
Miles
17. Turn right onto “Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)” – follow for 0.1
miles
Now that’s the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!
