WWTBAM

Who Wants to be a Millionaire cheat Major Charles Ingram has been found
dead at his home.

ITV say they feel partly responsible and will pay for the funeral but not
the coughin’.

Sick I know but I had to share it I’m afraid.

too busy

too busy having a life to document it this weekend – when I get a spare minute or so I’ll do a weekend in hypertext – we’ve not had one of those in a while!

People are speaking to me again

I’m back from Coventry 😉

Quite possibly the most boring week of my life – but hey I have a new qualification so that’s good!

gah

friends, boyfriends, exes, partners, straight boys, curious boys, bi boys, combinations of the above, it’s all so damn complicated I think I’ll just abstain.
Flirting should be punishable.

I’m being sent to Coventry

For a week – I mean what am I going to do in a hotel in the middle of nowhere all week?
I’m leaving on Sunday evening and am not looking forward to it – I think a lot of surfing the interwebnet will be happening – plus some use of the gym.
Not quite so glamourous as it used to be this business travel malarkey.

friday diversions

1. What was the last TV show you watched?

Scrubs‘ 2.15 “His Story”

2. What was the last thing you complained about and what was the problem?

I complain a lot – so keeping tracck is hard. I presume it was work related though and probably involved other people not doing something they should have.

3. Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say?

I told a colleague that her dress was nice (it was too).

4. What was the last thing you threw away?

This mornings newspaper and the bag my sausage sandwich came in.

5. What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited?

http://www.photofriday.com/.

Photo Friday

This week’s challenge: “Shadows“.
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Links:
Friday Five

AOLTWLGFF

Yes I know a damn long acronym that one. Okay so last night was the end of a company wide film festival. They showed Hedwig and the Angry Inch and I was joined by Jacs and the lovely Mr Miller. I’d seen it before but neither of the others had. I must say I found it much easier to follow this time around and was less disturbed to see Michael Pitt from Dawson’s Creek playing a gay christian rock kid.
Davo has had the pleasure of meeting John Cameron Mitchell who is currently working on a new project entitled The Sex Film Project.
So all in all it was a nice night. A few drinks afterwards was going to be at Vespa Lounge but they were closed (too few girlz or something) so we ended up at First Out. I haven’t been there for ages. Left earlyish and wandered through town with Jacs over the newly refurbished Hungerford Bridge and gazed at possibly the best view of London you can get without working in Canary Wharf 🙂

Now I have nothing against blondes…

A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled,

“we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four,

but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she

yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could

only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she

yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other

girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to

reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No, it’s because you’re 25.

Cheers for that Kellster!

gay day

Okay so it’s not Disney World but, Alton Towers is a good second choice for those of us in the UK.
queercompany.com and jaketm.org are organising it for Sunday 20 July, turning it into a Pink Queer Day. Not sure if that is with or without the consent of Alton Towers 😉