the weekend in words™ heathrow,

the weekend in words™
heathrow, bmi, schipol, amstelveen, veuve cliquot, sex, sleep, snel tram, abn amro, alessi, dubbel vla, oakley, vodka, brunch, sleep, havana, drag queens, it, ecstasy*, love, lust, moon safari, sex, storms, sleep, sex, tears, schipol, delays, trains, bed, sleep.

*my legal counsel suggested pointing out that ‘ecstasy, love and lust’ relate to states of mind and not ‘class A’ prohibited narcotics

I am such a sheep

I am such a sheep – following the crowd. Ian
did it and Dean
did it and no doubt a few more will follow so why not me? It’s just like the
time when everyone was doing the old 10 things 9 true and 1 false.
I have: a sore back
I see: the toys on top of my monitor
I hate: all the questions people ask
I wonder: if it is going to rain at the weekend
I miss: my youth
I find: work gets in the way of my social life
I want: to travel
I regret: not very much
I need: nothing
I wish: I could move back to soho
I fear: pain
I hear: Love Muscle XX
I love: my dog
I smell: of ANF
I crave: security
I feel: content
and for the rest…

okay well I am off

okay well I am off to the airport now – amsterdam is beckoning – so I’ll leave you with the one in ten thing from ages ago that I have finally added as a seperate page for clarity.

anyone know any nice gay

anyone know any nice gay friendly hotels in Paris? I’m looking for one for mid sept and have never been out on the scene over there so any advice gratefully received.

okay so call me a

okay so call me a cynic but what happened to talking to people? rainbownetwork [bless them] have come up with a money making idea called lovematch. The catch of course – other than spam sms messages for life is the call to the premium rate number to start off the matching game. Okay so maybe I am a cynic…

It seems that in France

It seems that in France they actually say mont? comme un cheval! So there you have it – regardless of which he is horny as fuck. Thanks to Remi for the french lessons 😉

eep and I say again

eep and I say again EEP. one of my mates from school just sent me a priceless link which looks disturbingly like me 🙁

I came into work today

I came into work today to find a confidential staff attitude survey [job satisfaction questionnaire] and have spent the last 30 minutes filling the damn thing in. I’m sure I could be doing something more constructive – and they could have used the cash for this on giving me a pay rise or something a little more beneficial. gah!