new years resolutions

have proved hard to keep this week, what with all the rumour and innuendo flying around. I am however determined this year to;
a. not kiss and tell
b. not lust and tell
I gave up on the no smoking one šŸ™

hero

oh and the naked producer at work [Dan] knows me only too well – handing me the Enrique Promo single that has been on his desk for months saying ‘I didn’t throw it out cos I knew you would want it’
he wasn’t wrong. I am predictable.

Halifax’s Gay chatline

Building society Halifax are coming out hard in a bid to satisfy customers, says Metro. Yesterday, 15,000 savers received a mailshot inviting them to call for advice on pumping up their ISAs. Some of them called the number, and were surprised to hear banging disco music at the other end followed by a welcome to a gay one to one chat line!

click tax

imagine a world in which if you click here you are taxed?
sounds outlandish doesn’t it, almost like the tax on email idea that turned out to be urban legend. Unfortunately this time it’s no urban legend and a tax on hperlinks is exactly what BT wants as they believe they own patents relating to hyperlinks on the intertnet.
What worries me more is the fact that to tax you they would need to know how often you clicked a hyperlink – and presumably they would also know what hyperlink you clicked…
what happened to privacy?

anti valentines?

“if you want to get into someone’s pants” today is probably a good day to try it says Meg – and so along with Dave has come up with ideal cards to erm…
well okay to take the piss out of VD and not exacltly guarantee you will get into anyones pants.

i wondered how long it would take

for reality to set in when my brother moved back to the UK from singapore. I was speaking with Linda [my sister in law] and ahd this conversation by aim…
Linda: have you heard about us moving and me looking for weekend work to make ends meet?
Me: nope
Linda: Haslemere we think, a flat definitely, and Sainsbury’s are looking for part-timers! Life sucks!

So no more 2 car surrey lifestyle then šŸ™ On a serious note though did you know it cost ?60 each for the MMR jabs if you want them seperately and not the combined one offered by the NHS?
That just smacks of do as I say but only if you are poor…

donations accepted

8letters is now accepting donations – I know no one in their right mind would send me a paypal donation so instead…
Oral Sex Donations Accepted
and remember it was my birthday recently so give generously šŸ™‚
[via email from from Meg – thanks for this one] – yes I know but I never said I wouldn’t just link things other people already had or anything now did I?