note to self: buy more candles


I have a lot to learn from gay men. If I take on some of the lessons that gay men have to teach then girls will stop being disgusted by my behaviour and I’ll be more likely to find the woman of my dreams. I require urgent attention.

According to quite possibly the weirdest excuse for television programming since Queer Eye (the UK version is simply hideous and I can’t even watch the intro).
SKY ask How Gay Are You?