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I so hate small print – no really I do. All these stupid offers for things which you can’t use because some stupid bit of small print says hey no way can you get a good deal matey.
I’d like to go to San Fransisco for SF Pride so on the site it says I can get a faggot discount if I fly United <scally> I want to fly United as they are Star Alliance </scally> and so called with the code but hey it’s only valid in the US – boo.
Then I want to go on holiday next week and every lastminute deal has stupid exception as to why you can’t just book and go. GRRRRR It’s enough to make you want to go on holiday…

I need a holiday

and I am off next week for a whole week – you know like 5 days – so maybe I should just go and book one?
Of course if life were this simple everyone with spare time would be going off on holiday 😉
Seriously though last night I managed to fall asleep at approximately 19:05 and awake at around 03:00 for 2 minutes [pee break] and then not awake again until 08:10.
So somewhere hot and sunny I think to recgharge my batteries – I haven’t been on a proper holiday since this time last year when I went to Sydney Mardi Gras.
Better get myself off to lastminute.com or something then 😉