Jaffa Cakes, Yoghurt and veggies

The past couple of days in Hammersmith Muller have been handing out a variety of yoghurts. On Tuesday they handed out the Omega 3 variety. Half way through munching I realised they didn’t have a nice vegetarian friendly green tick or for that matter an ingredients list. I checked their website. Are they suitable for vegetarians? NO! more here due to the refined fish oils. Yum. Tasty.

Yesterday they were giving away the regular Muller Light. Not to be fooled like I was on Tuesday I checked the website before tucking in. Are they suitable for veggies? No. I guess they have ground up hooves and trotters or lips and arseholes or gelatine as the food industry like to call it ;o)

So today Clare brought in Jaffa Cakes. I know these are veggie friendly and also delicious. However a little interwebnet sleuthing and guess what. They aren’t orange after all. The jelly is merely orange coloured – it is in fact made out of Apricot Jelly and only contains Tangerine Oil. Who knew?

note to self: cheer up!

I’ve been in a bit of a funk recently for reasons best kept to myself but find myself listening to music that isn’t helping. The stuff that makes me emotional at the best of times let alone when a hundred and one other things are happening.

Snap out of it!

mactop

Okay so I now am the proud owner of a brand new MacBook 13″ 2.0GHz Intel Core Duo with the regular 60Gb hard drive and 512Mb RAM. More here.

Now don’t get me wrong it was really nice of the boys to go to the Apple Store when they where in the US and buy it for me however, and heres the crunch. Two of them who aren’t even Mac fans (well they are now obviously) bought MacBooks while there and there were two slightly higher spec ones instore. Rather than asking me if I wanted one – they bought the better ones for themselves grrr!

Still I’ve got my memory on order and I’m converting my G4 Cube into a file server so my 60Gb should be fine for now.

I haven’t had much of a chance to play yet sadly been busy with work. Looking forward to playing at the weekend though.

away for christmas

Andy and I are in Paris at the moment waiting for our flight to Johannesburg. We decided to avoid Christmas in London and not go home to parents.
Can’t wait to get some winter sun :o)

what will the chavs do now?

no more 50p undies now that all their stock has been destroyed by fire.

stalk to your hearts content

I built a tool like this when I first started at AOL. It was using an old proprietary coding language only AOL use and would not have been suitable for member use so I just used it to stalk ahem I mean search for people on gaydar and AOL.
Gregg.com goes a bit further though and lets you look up on a few other sites too.

I so need one

Well actually no one really needs a loo that lifts the lid for you, heats the seat and has a handy little ahem washlet but I want one anyway. The remote is more complicated than any we currently own for TV or other equipment.

depressing ringtone anyone?

Midi files of depressing music. Although Don’t fear the reaper aint that depressing if you ask me.

I love porn


I love porn

Originally uploaded by 8lettersuk.

I’ve had a tee shirt design as my mobile wallpaper for ages – the 5uck my d1.ck one. Also shown on flickr.
I saw this advert and it made me laugh out loud so time for a change.
It’s an advert for a chain of stores prowler.