Okay so I am bored and not tired and have been looking at halfpriceorless.com and managed to aimlessly spend 30 minutes adding junk into my shopping cart. ?24.18 worth of junk to be precise. I mean what was I thinking when I added Vax Machine Carpet Treatment I mean I don’t have any carpets for heavens sake. Thank god David came on line and broke me out of my trance.
My cart had the following dubious items in it. I also nearly added some Benetton
Exotica Condoms just because they are strawberry fragranced. 

Aquafresh Whitening
Pump
?1.79
Nando’s Cooking
Sauce Range
Sun Dried Tomatoes
?0.49
Asics Boxer Shorts –
2 Pair
Small 30-32"
(76.2 – 81.3cm)
?2.99
Beverley Hills
Natural White
?1.99
Finish Powerball
Caps
?2.99
Vax Machine Carpet
Treatment
?0.99
Air Wick
?0.99
Insignia Nature Body
Spray
Insignia Nature
Bodyspray
?0.89
Remington Precision
Trimmer
?9.49
Nutri-Grain Twists
?0.59
Rice Krispies
Squares
?0.49
Pataks Original
Curry Sauce
Dopiaza Tomato And
Onion
?0.49
 Total Product
Value
?24.18
Total
Saving
?36.43

I considered actually telling you why I added these into my basket but figured
what the hell you can make your own minds up. If you really really want to know ask
me. I may even tell you. 
I think maybe I should just go to bed with a cup of hot chocolate and finish my book. Still reading farewell symphony.
Still feeling a bit down too.
ooh retail therapy maybe I should click on the go to checkout button….