I am feeling like poo

I am feeling like poo now and I have no idea of the day, time or month. Also too much work to come back to – I need a holiday šŸ™

I forgot to mention that

I forgot to mention that there seemed to be a huge amount of three way and four way action on the dance floor at badlands last night – not complaining at all except I wanted to be in the middle of some of those guys šŸ˜‰

Spent the day mostly hungover

Spent the day mostly hungover from the escapades last night. Sheena and I managed to do a lot of sight seeing though today – we visited the lincoln meemorial, the vietnam war memorial, the monument, the smithsonian castle and air and space museum and then on to the capitol building before deciding to go back to the hotel and crash for a while. So all in all very nice.
This week end in DC is the national cherry blossom festival parade a very strange concept really but hey this is the states. The Washington Post has been covering the cherry blossoms with a daily ‘blossom watch’ and there is even a website for more information on the blossoms.

also captain bootcamp [the cute

also captain bootcamp [the cute but straight health guy at work] was having problems remembering his password for an old word document – he discovered www.lostpassword.com and forked out his $45 to crack the code – well worth it for him but scary for the rest of us who use passwords to prevent unauthorised access to our work.

one of the wierder mails

one of the wierder mails I received friday [during the blogger downtime]
2 sheep in a field.
One says to the other ” I’m not feeling very well”
The other turns around and replies “Shut up or you’ll get us all killed!”

the nice people at virgin

the nice people at virgin did upgrade me :o) sweet – unfortunately my boss [sheena] and dave didn’t get upgraded. Sheena did get upgraded on the way out though so I don’t feel so bad – besides I was not going to refuse. Luckily I did as my bags would have been very overweight had I stayed in premium economy – I still reckon I should get a larger allowance for being so skinny. Allegedly I get to sleep the whole way – seems a waste of Upper Class upgrade if you ask me – scally [who always gets upgraded] said to stay awake and go to the bar or something and make the most of it :o) I reckon I may well do that – see what films they have etc. Although I do have to work as soon as I land tomorrow so maybe the whole sleep thing will be a good plan.

well I ended up trying

well I ended up trying to get in the middle of 3 guys last night at badlands again. Call me predictable but I figured I at least knew the club was okay. I considered Omega [the sister club] but decided to go for the one I knew.
This is after going for a lovely Vietnamese meal with sheena in ‘Miss Saigon’ in Georgetown. We then wandered for awhile shopping and chatting until the shops closed around 10. On the way back to the hotel I was debating whether to go out or not and as sheena quite rightly put it – ‘it’s your last night in DC and I am crashing so go out’ – so I did
Nice night, nice company, lovely back.

getting ready to check out as the hotel [along with most of the area obviously] has moved ahead one hour for daylight savings time. We have made plans to go get brunch in georgetown – look out starbucks! those mad english/irish people are coming back for more.Then it is off to the airport – well after some more shopping at abercrombie and abercrombie & fitch of course and then finally on my way back to the UK [for a couple of days anyhow]. I’m hoping the nice people at virgin will upgrade me…

well it was a wierd

well it was a wierd day – no blogger so you will have to wait for all the stuff I wanted to blog earlier. for now all I have to say is that I took my straight managr [sheena] to badlands and she managed to pull more men than me šŸ˜‰ not difficult I know – I now also know we go for the same types of men – with nice muscley backs – I never caught your name but your back felt wonderful .
Sheena is now my faghag she spent the entire night trying to get me off with chicken – I have not yet explained the definition to her but I will tomorrow when we are both sober. There was lots of nice eye candy tonight – much busier than last Saturday night with a nice mix of very cute men- I would definitely recommend it. As you can tell by the fact I am sat in front of my laptop blogging this I ended up at home alone. Not through lack of trying and in fact one guy was dancing with me and put his hand on his hard through his jeans and wanted to come back and shag but I was really worried about getting off with someone in front of sheena – plus he was pissed which confirmed my view that I only get a look in when someone is so pissed they are past caring about looks. If you know the address of the other blog then you are well aware of last weeks escapades and my opinions of what alcohol does to people.
I would just like to meet someone who is interested in me before they have their beer goggles on – maybe a gay club is not the best place for that šŸ™ maybe I better start going to the gym – I’m not sure but something has to change. Ihave enjoyed being single for too long and want to wake up next to someone who knows my naem and isn’t embarrased in the morning. It would be a really refereshing change. Not that I have been with many people since I split with my long term partner last year but hell I do have some standards like erm they know my name. god this is sounding very bad so I better sign off now. I’ll update you on the other brighter blog type stuff in the morning when I am sober. badlands was cool though and I may well end up there tomorrow night so DC watch out

Okay so thanks to scally

Okay so thanks to scally I just took the metrosexuality gay-o-meter test and got a 41% on the scale between “Too Straight” and “Too Gay” so I am more straight than scally – I’m hoping to be more gay than Tom the str8 boy from work who is cute but I refuse to link to the picture – if you want to see it head on over to scally.net I haven’t even been in the country to see channel fours new gay offering and yet here I am taking the test – I think they stole the idea from straightacting.com though to be honest. I along with Tom [the straight boy] had difficulty with the question ‘is it better to be beautiful and stupid or smart and ugly?’ I mean come on everyone thinks they are cute in some way don’t they? Mind you I was very suprised to discover that a friend of mine who I think is completely gorgeous has concerns about his looks – The only concern about his looks that I have is that I do not have them šŸ˜‰
On the good looks stakes there are far too many cute guys in the office and the vast majority are sadly heterosexual. Although given last weeks new information I may have to redefine my opinions… You discover far too much about colleagues whilst sat in hotel bars if you ask me.