Virus Behaviour:

Once executed the worm searches the Windows address book, ICQ database, and local files for email addresses then it sends an email message to these addresses with itself as an attachment. The worm contains its own SMTP engine. The from address is forged and is made up of an email address it has found within the infected computer, thus making it harder to trace. With this in mind please be aware that you may receive a virus notification informing you that you have sent a virus when this might not necessarily be the case.
Grrrrrr My email address is being used to spam šŸ™ I just got loads of bounced errors.
Not happy šŸ™

Star Wars Episode II – Attack of the Clones

I went to see it last night – I suprised myself and enjoyed it for the most part. Dave sent me this today which remonded me I have not written anything about it yet;

A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off
Luke’s hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs
away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down.

DARTH VADER: “Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.”
LUKE: “He told me enough! He told me you killed him!”
DARTH VADER: “No! I am your father!”
LUKE: “No, it’s not true! It’s impossible.”
DARTH VADER: “Search your feelings; you know it to be true.”
LUKE: “NO!”
DARTH VADER: “Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that brass
droid of yours?”
LUKE: “Threepio?”
DARTH VADER: “Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old.”
LUKE: “No.”
DARTH VADER: “Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no
hand, no job, and couldn’t even levitate your own ship out of the swamp.”
LUKE: “I destroyed your precious Death Star!”
DARTH VADER: “When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a
Trade Federation Droid Control ship!”
LUKE: “Well, it’s not my fault.”
DARTH VADER: “Oh, here we go. ‘Poor me, my father never gave me what I
wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith ..
waahhh wahhh!'”
LUKE: “Shut up.”
DARTH VADER: “You’re a slacker! By the time I was you’re age, I had
exterminated the Jedi knights!”
LUKE: “I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon!”
DARTH VADER: “Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old, winner of the
Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!”
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.
DARTH VADER: “I was wrong. You’re not my kid. I don’t know whose you are,
but you sure ain’t mine.”
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks after him.
DARTH VADER: “And get a haircut!”

Kylie Kylie Kylie

Kylie was fabulous. Really really fabulous. I enjoyed Madonna but I have to say that Kylie was much much better!
She wasn’t ashamed of her Stock Aitken & Waterman past and mixed in the old classics with the new hits. I have to say though the dancer in the confide with me set was horny as. I may have to do a search tomorrow and see if I can get a pic. All of the boys in the audience [bar the odd straight man] cheered when he came down the staicase on his hands. Rumour has it though that Will Baker [the man who allegedly bought those hotpants for 50p from Oxfam is in a relationship with one of the male dancers.]
We had a few lesbians making a lot of noise behind us which reached fever pitch as Kylie came up on stage for the remix of locomotion.
The outfits were fantastic too. I think Kylie has a bit of a cross dressing fetish though. What with the clockwork orange inspired outfits and the men in high heels and fishnets in a later set.
During the finale everyone sang along to Can’t Get You Out of My Head and for those who did not know the lyrics, on the overhead screens, the lyrics appeared, along with a bouncing Kylie ‘K’ karaoke style.
In fact the only real complaint of the night was that the sparkly programmes cost ?20 – we made up for it by grabbing a few free souvenir bottles of Kylie water on the way out.

Spencer

Spence is my vote for winning Big Brother 3 and not just cos he is cute šŸ˜‰ The other Spence sent me this story of male bonding from the Big Brother website. “Could this be the start of something beautiful?” or is it just blatant self promotion from Channel 4?

moping

I’m moping as I actually want to be in a hotel room in Seville right now.

Big Brother 3 is keeping me suitably distracted however.
My boss says I become a Big Brother Addict when it is on. It’s not true – well okay maybe a little. I can’t help it if it’s on E4 all the time šŸ™‚

I blame Jake

I blame Jake for my awful hangover this morning šŸ™
I also blame Paulie for taking me there grrrr.
I met a lot of interesting new people last night and it wasn’t as scary as I initially had thought. I approached it with trepidation but in the end just got smashed and chatted.
Remind me never to talk to random strangers on the tube on the way home though. Some woman who is doing a course in striptease. I never needed a course. Taking my clothes off was a obviously built into my genes.

Big Brother 3

Oh did I mention I was really excited about the start of the new Big Brother series? Dermot O’Leary on Big Brother’s Little Brother on Friday night is gonna be the highlight of my weekend!
Well okay maybe not – I’m going to see Kylie on Sunday night and hopefully to Seville for a portion of Friday night, Saturday and Sunday morning…

OMG

I thought these pics had long since been burned and deleted. No such luck. David in his wisdom has resurrected them šŸ™