Crusaid Walk for Life 2002

Okay folks for those of you wishing to come along on the day and walk you need to go register at walkforlife.co.uk. For those of you who just want to sponsor someone you can do so easily on the web here.
Anyone live on or near the south bank want to offer breakfast?
link [https://notetoself.co.uk/crusaid]

compare & contrast

My life sounds very sordid when discussed out loud šŸ™
I thought it was normal until I start to compare with other people!

Designer Flag

Has anyone else noticed the new EU flag has more than a passing resemblance to Paul Smith‘s signature collection stripes?

strange questions

Why do people ask search engines questions?
Like the person who turned up here asking the “number of times to have sex in a week“. Why would you need to be told how many times to have sex in a week? Surely you would just do it as many times as you wanted?
If you are asking though I’d say as many as possible. Well of course I would. I’m getting none at the moment.

random thoughts

Whilst at Spence‘s Birthday party Mark and I chatted about the process of dating.
It occurred to us that normally when you meet someone you are shy and nervous in a bar situation so you drink. By the time you are sure you can go back to yours [or theirs] you have drunk enough that you probably are not gonna be able to do much.
Hardly a good indicator of how you would normally perform, or a good advert for a second meet up.

I was also wondering why it is you never get a decent nights sleep when you share a bed with someone and you are trying to be on your best behaviour.
Last night though I couldn’t sleep as I am now used to sleeping anyway I like in the bed – I have gotten very used to having my bed all to myself recently and enjoy it too! Also possibly because I shared a bed with a friend who is like a human hot water bottle and produces more heat than is quite possibly healthy for one person.
Oh and also white bedding and muddy Jack Russells are not a good combination.

Hardworking?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100% ?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close.
Attitude will get you there, but Bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?

strictly ballroom

I’m carryng on the Baz Luhrmann theme tonight because Strictly Ballroom is on BBC1 tonight. Camp as… well a camp thing.