note to self: buy more candles

I am SERIOUSLY UNDERGAY.

I have a lot to learn from gay men. If I take on some of the lessons that gay men have to teach then girls will stop being disgusted by my behaviour and I’ll be more likely to find the woman of my dreams. I require urgent attention.

According to quite possibly the weirdest excuse for television programming since Queer Eye (the UK version is simply hideous and I can’t even watch the intro).
SKY ask How Gay Are You?

friday diversions

The Friday Five

1. What was your most memorable moment from the last week?

Erm dare I say Wednesday night?

2. What one person touched your life this week?

LOL just the one? I reckon that’ll be the noozlelander texting me at 3am for someones number in Sydney. What am I international Directory Enquiries?

3. How have you helped someone this week?

I let my mate from Liverpool stay at mine last night. That was helpful.

4. What one thing do you need to get done by this time next week?

An entire new training schedule and course outline plus a proposal.

5. What one thing will you do over the next seven days to make your world a better place?

I’ll be going swimming.

Photo Friday

This week’s challenge: “Glass“.

Links:
Friday Five
Photo Friday