I was born the exact

I was born the exact weight of a bag of sugar [2.2lb]
erm… true again! the little bracelet things they give you in hospitals doesn’t even fit on my little finger now. Bless. I was a tad premature and have been blaming my severely low attention span on it ever since.

um strange night last night

um strange night last night – I distinctly remember a certain antipodean trying to convince me of the existence of harrogate flavoured toffee. I think he may be telling porkies however.
Some of the others managed to extend the evening by going to barcode – I fell into the ‘not on a school night’ category. I was not drinking so did not have alcohol fueling my decision process. I also didn’t need to send myself SMS notes on the evening either. Jonathan seems to have me pegged as a fitness freak.
Was nice to meet up and socialise though – it’s ages since I took myself outside my comfort zone of friends. [well okay sas doesn’t count] I discovered lots about people [and some things I just couldn’t repeat] and had a fun night – next time though can we start at the loft please?
Oh and I met Jude Law last night too which was strange as it was a gay blogger meet. Looking good though #36 🙂

like we needed another reason

like we needed another reason to eat chocolate?
In a Willy Wonka type competition, confectionery maker Cadbury’s is planning to hide codes inside the wrappers of millions of chocolate bars.
By sending a mobile phone text message containing the code to Cadbury’s, chocolate lovers can win prizes such as DVD players and widescreen TVs.

I was interviewed on Watchdog

I was interviewed on Watchdog
I was interviewed with a work colleague who lives near me and we complained about Connex trains. The BBC researchers decided it would be amusing to have us in a restaurant where we could not get in or there were no seats or our table was late – puns about the poor service from Connex. It was fun actually filming it but you realise how hard it is for actors who have to do that sort of thing every day. Oh and the food you see us eating had been there all day and looked lovely but was stone cold. So this one is also true.

oh and young americans is

oh and young americans is now on channel 5 so those of you who don’t have every channel available to man can now see it too – soft porntastic.

I’ve voted for Josh


I’ve voted for Josh – well actually I voted 3 times! Jonathan has voted too. Why don’t you? Call now on 09011 15 44 12*

*Calls cost a fortune so ask bill payers permission or make sure you don’t get caught

ukgayblogmeet? is on tonight lest

ukgayblogmeet? is on tonight lest you forget. So come on down and join us. Some people are having food beforehand [others are still sulking cos they weren’t invited] but the kick off is at 8pm. So look forward to the reviews tomorrow 😉

I worked on harley street

I worked on harley street selling cosmetic surgery

This one is true as well. For a very brief period I worked for a Harley Street clinic selling cosmetic surgery and it was hell. Although juggling breast implants was kind of fun selling overpriced moisturiser and acne treatments to people who could not afford them was completely soul destroying.