tis the season to get drunk

and watch the fantabulous pantomime at the retro bar. unfortunately I felt the need to leave before the carol service but twas a truly fabulous evening.

sports and shorts

okay not much to say really – the usual men and boys in shorts and footy gear making the stag in victoria look very busy. somehow or other i seem to have gotten a reputation as having a sportswear fetish which isn’t exactly true – I think I’d prefer them to be in just their undies 🙂
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seducing straight men

oh like I need tips – I need bromide in my tea more like! rainbow network however have come up with a guide for seducing straight men

christmas parties

free bar on a thursday night is just plain evil! and never ending champagne glasses are the gift of satan!

Now normally it is me who has to apologise after getting drunk and making a complete idiot of myself. [I’m sure I do still need to apologise to a few people – but less than after scally‘s birthday party] So it was quite a suprise to have 2 emails when I got in this morning apologising for things from last night, both from directors too – so I must have been either doing something right or something very very wrong!

I was made to blush last night – and that is normally a very difficult thing to do.

After getting fairly wasted and generally merry scally, rick, andrew and I hit McDonalds Drive Thru in wandsworth for munchies. 4 queens eating Maccy D’s [well only 3 actually as rick quite sensibly refused the evil food] in a car park is not the best look I can tell you.

Note to self: don’t get drunk

another note to self: don’t take glitter sticks to work parties

yet another note to self: don’t talk whilst drunk it only gets you into trouble

davo’s redesign is throwing up wonders

like the search box personality test so here is mine and I decided to up the ante with a taskbar pic too!

pub quiz

okay so we got 19 last night – sounds good when you compare it to wendy’s pop teasers but we had 51 questions 🙁 so not an especially good score at all. Although we were down 3 team members so that just left dumb and dumber – aka 2 of 5 last night. Jack came too of course but he was no help – he just wandered the pub looking for snacks and strokes.

2 of the questions which stick out in my mind are…

Who was the 1972 Miss USA winner who went on to play wonder woman?

I got this one correct can you?

What does a cooper make?

We were stumped on this one can you?

All in all a good night though.

my half brother naked pics

looks like I have the hat trick now 😉 I’ve had nude pics of my sister and cousin too and so finally I have half brother too. The fact that I don’t have a half brother is really too bad.

I think I’ll start a nice little sideline in family porno films and earn myself some AVS cash.

welcome back

to dave with his fabby new makeover. lovely new pastel colour scheme too – love the beige and orange theme!

i think I may just redirect all my traffic to Ian

iansie.com tackles political correctness in the light of recent media attention.

I’ve decided I do not pay enough attention as I can hardly remember the conversation I have just had let alone one I had on Saturday. Either that or I’m just discovering I’m not quite so deep as I thought I was when I compared myself with ahem shallow people.