Kylie Kylie Kylie

Kylie was fabulous. Really really fabulous. I enjoyed Madonna but I have to say that Kylie was much much better!
She wasn’t ashamed of her Stock Aitken & Waterman past and mixed in the old classics with the new hits. I have to say though the dancer in the confide with me set was horny as. I may have to do a search tomorrow and see if I can get a pic. All of the boys in the audience [bar the odd straight man] cheered when he came down the staicase on his hands. Rumour has it though that Will Baker [the man who allegedly bought those hotpants for 50p from Oxfam is in a relationship with one of the male dancers.]
We had a few lesbians making a lot of noise behind us which reached fever pitch as Kylie came up on stage for the remix of locomotion.
The outfits were fantastic too. I think Kylie has a bit of a cross dressing fetish though. What with the clockwork orange inspired outfits and the men in high heels and fishnets in a later set.
During the finale everyone sang along to Can’t Get You Out of My Head and for those who did not know the lyrics, on the overhead screens, the lyrics appeared, along with a bouncing Kylie ‘K’ karaoke style.
In fact the only real complaint of the night was that the sparkly programmes cost ?20 – we made up for it by grabbing a few free souvenir bottles of Kylie water on the way out.

Spencer

Spence is my vote for winning Big Brother 3 and not just cos he is cute šŸ˜‰ The other Spence sent me this story of male bonding from the Big Brother website. “Could this be the start of something beautiful?” or is it just blatant self promotion from Channel 4?

moping

I’m moping as I actually want to be in a hotel room in Seville right now.

Big Brother 3 is keeping me suitably distracted however.
My boss says I become a Big Brother Addict when it is on. It’s not true – well okay maybe a little. I can’t help it if it’s on E4 all the time šŸ™‚

I blame Jake

I blame Jake for my awful hangover this morning šŸ™
I also blame Paulie for taking me there grrrr.
I met a lot of interesting new people last night and it wasn’t as scary as I initially had thought. I approached it with trepidation but in the end just got smashed and chatted.
Remind me never to talk to random strangers on the tube on the way home though. Some woman who is doing a course in striptease. I never needed a course. Taking my clothes off was a obviously built into my genes.

Big Brother 3

Oh did I mention I was really excited about the start of the new Big Brother series? Dermot O’Leary on Big Brother’s Little Brother on Friday night is gonna be the highlight of my weekend!
Well okay maybe not – I’m going to see Kylie on Sunday night and hopefully to Seville for a portion of Friday night, Saturday and Sunday morning…

OMG

I thought these pics had long since been burned and deleted. No such luck. David in his wisdom has resurrected them šŸ™

disclaimer

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marine meat

After a visit to Ian and seeing the pic of a sunbathing marine – and admitting I am one of the fetishists back in Blighty [well as far as men in uniform go…] I took a wander over to search the news pics for Marines and discovered a new fetish. See the whole man in a uniform being tied up thing…