I was a little unsure what this was. Turns out to be tissue paper

I was a little unsure what this was

I was a little unsure what this was. Turns out to be tissue paper

I was a little unsure what this was. Turns out to be tissue paper

Posted from Amsterdam.

Originally posted to Instagram on 23 December 2017. Recovered from my Instagram data export in September 2026.

Some of the amazing light festival in Amsterdam (image 1 of 5)

Some of the amazing light festival in Amsterdam

Some of the amazing light festival in Amsterdam (image 1 of 5)
Some of the amazing light festival in Amsterdam (image 2 of 5)
Some of the amazing light festival in Amsterdam (image 3 of 5)
Some of the amazing light festival in Amsterdam (image 4 of 5)
Some of the amazing light festival in Amsterdam (image 5 of 5)

Originally posted to Instagram on 21 December 2017. Recovered from my Instagram data export in September 2026.

The view of Amsterdam is amazing from our 15th floor today

The view of Amsterdam is amazing from our 15th floor today

The view of Amsterdam is amazing from our 15th floor today

Posted from Amsterdam.

Originally posted to Instagram on 21 December 2017. Recovered from my Instagram data export in September 2026.

There is a lot of sugar in this office. Merry Christmas 🎄

There is a lot of sugar in this office

There is a lot of sugar in this office. Merry Christmas 🎄

There is a lot of sugar in this office. Merry Christmas 🎄

Posted from Amsterdam.

Originally posted to Instagram on 20 December 2017. Recovered from my Instagram data export in September 2026.

When you know something is wrong but you can’t explain why it’s wrong

Learning a new language is hard. Learning your own language as an adult is even harder. When people ask you how to say things in your native language sometimes you know it’s wrong but you can’t explain why. The adjective order is one of those things.

“If you mess with that word order in the slightest you’ll sound like a maniac, he warns in the extract. “It’s an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can’t exist.”

When more than one adjective comes before a noun, the adjectives are normally in a particular order. Adjectives which describe opinions or attitudes (e.g. amazing) usually come first, before more neutral, factual ones (e.g. red):

Generally, the adjective order in English is:

  1. Quantity or number
  2. Quality or opinion
  3. Size
  4. Age
  5. Shape
  6. Color
  7. Proper adjective (often nationality, other places of origin, or material)
  8. Purpose or qualifier

So it’s a big red bus, not the red bug bus.

 

 

I mean spammers aren't even trying anymore

I mean spammers aren’t even trying anymore

I mean spammers aren't even trying anymore

Originally posted to Instagram on 18 December 2017. Recovered from my Instagram data export in September 2026.

Ooh is all Christmas with BA right now. Mini mince pies and festive bakewell. Don't mind if I do 🎅

Ooh is all Christmas with BA right now

Ooh is all Christmas with BA right now. Mini mince pies and festive bakewell. Don't mind if I do 🎅

Ooh is all Christmas with BA right now. Mini mince pies and festive bakewell. Don't mind if I do 🎅

Posted from Heathrow, London.

Originally posted to Instagram on 17 December 2017. Recovered from my Instagram data export in September 2026.

Song 50. Really? That's new. 🎄☃️🍾

Song 50

Song 50. Really? That's new. 🎄☃️🍾

Song 50. Really? That's new. 🎄☃️🍾

Originally posted to Instagram on 16 December 2017. Recovered from my Instagram data export in September 2026.

Pimlico. Fizz. Mini Christmas dinner in Yorkshires. Prawn ring. Vol au vents. It's all happening. 🍾🎄🎅 (image 1 of 3)

Pimlico

Pimlico. Fizz. Mini Christmas dinner in Yorkshires. Prawn ring. Vol au vents. It's all happening. 🍾🎄🎅 (image 1 of 3)
Pimlico. Fizz. Mini Christmas dinner in Yorkshires. Prawn ring. Vol au vents. It's all happening. 🍾🎄🎅 (image 2 of 3)
Pimlico. Fizz. Mini Christmas dinner in Yorkshires. Prawn ring. Vol au vents. It's all happening. 🍾🎄🎅 (image 3 of 3)

Pimlico. Fizz. Mini Christmas dinner in Yorkshires. Prawn ring. Vol au vents. It's all happening. 🍾🎄🎅

Originally posted to Instagram on 16 December 2017. Recovered from my Instagram data export in September 2026.

It's Christmas time in London. 🎄

It’s Christmas time in London

It's Christmas time in London. 🎄

Posted from London.

Originally posted to Instagram on 16 December 2017. Recovered from my Instagram data export in September 2026.