Here you go:

Inserted into a cow’s vagina

Dropped in the bog during defecation – a perennial favourite, this; or should that be ‘perianal’? ‘arf, ‘arf

Broken after being used as a sex toy

Stolen by an aggressive seafront seagull

Stolen by an aggressive safari park monkey

Blown aloft by fireworks

Broken when hurled at an inconstant boyfriend

Dropped out of a tree while being used to illegally film a pop concert

Baked in a birthday cake

Dropped over the side of a cruise ship

via Publicity Stunt of the Week: ten bizarre phone insurance claims • Reg Hardware.

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